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Posted: Jan. 20 2004,9:45 pm

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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your friends over and over again that you love them. Fwd Why I quit drinking.ems

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

&nFwd Why I quit drinking.ems bsp;

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.

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Posted: Jan. 21 2004,6:02 am

Post # 2

well yes it is :laugh

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Posted: Jan. 21 2004,7:58 am

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That is funny!. :laugh

The consumption of alcohol could also make it dificult to read that!.. :rotflmao

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Posted: Jan. 21 2004,8:34 am

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What's up with the blue letters? :rolleyes

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Posted: Jan. 21 2004,8:39 am

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Here ya go, Click here to see a Dancing Chick with Huge Knockers http://www.flowgo.com/flowgo2_view.cfm?page_id=40150

or how about this one, Splish Splash I was Taking a Bath
http://www.flowgo.com/flowgo2_view.cfm?page_id=50354

This is a funny website :good