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Posted: Aug. 28 2009,8:20 am |
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You don't know what a Trojan is???.. 
http://www.symantec.com/busines....tabid=2
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Posted: Aug. 28 2009,8:43 am |
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Don't be silly, of course I've heard of Trojans. Even out here in the boonies, you can buy them at just about any drug store. Â  |
Wow didn't know that, learn something new every day!.. 
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Posted: Aug. 28 2009,8:47 am |
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| Quote (GoFastRacer @ Aug. 28 2009,8:43 am) | | Quote (WATERDOG @ Aug. 28 2009,8:35 am) |
Don't be silly, of course I've heard of Trojans. Even out here in the boonies, you can buy them at just about any drug store. Â |
Wow didn't know that, learn something new every day!.. Â |
I think the terminalogy threw you. Back in your day, I think they were called French letters or postcards. 
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Posted: Aug. 28 2009,9:13 am |
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| Quote (WATERDOG @ Aug. 28 2009,8:47 am) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ Aug. 28 2009,8:43 am) | | Quote (WATERDOG @ Aug. 28 2009,8:35 am) |
Don't be silly, of course I've heard of Trojans. Even out here in the boonies, you can buy them at just about any drug store. Â |
Wow didn't know that, learn something new every day!.. Â |
I think the terminalogy threw you. Back in your day, I think they were called French letters or postcards. |
Never heard of that ever, I think you just made that up!.. 
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Posted: Aug. 29 2009,6:05 am |
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| Quote (CaliKat @ Aug. 28 2009,5:39 pm) | | Quote (WATERDOG @ Aug. 28 2009,8:13 am) | Read it twice.  What's it say. |
yeah, I was wondering if it could be translated into non-geek. Â |
I believe it's in English!..
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Posted: Aug. 30 2009,6:19 am |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Aug. 29 2009,3:42 pm) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ Aug. 29 2009,6:05 am) | | Quote (CaliKat @ Aug. 28 2009,5:39 pm) | | Quote (WATERDOG @ Aug. 28 2009,8:13 am) | | Read it twice. What's it say. |
yeah, I was wondering if it could be translated into non-geek. Â |
I believe it's in English!.. Â |
It's In Geek Inglish....... |
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Posted: Aug. 30 2009,7:47 am |
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Here ya go!..
Redneck Computer Lingo
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
"Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys.
"Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.
"ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
"Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
"Reboot" ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
"Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.
"Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
"LAN" -------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
"Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
"bit" --------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
"digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
"packet" ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
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Posted: Aug. 30 2009,7:50 am |
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| Quote (GoFastRacer @ Aug. 30 2009,7:47 am) | Here ya go!..
Redneck Computer Lingo
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
"Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys.
"Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.
"ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
"Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
"Reboot" ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
"Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.
"Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
"LAN" -------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
"Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
"bit" --------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
"digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
"packet" ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip. |
Saw That, But It Didn't Help Translating The Page..... 
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Aug. 30 2009,8:03 am |
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A little more edumacation!..
What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Training Manuals?
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this? What a shame sir!
We'll find you Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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Posted: Aug. 30 2009,9:16 am |
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| Quote (GoFastRacer @ Aug. 30 2009,7:47 am) | Here ya go!..
Redneck Computer Lingo
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
"Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys.
"Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.
"ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
"Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
"Reboot" ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
"Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.
"Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
"LAN" -------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
"Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
"bit" --------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
"digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
"packet" ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip. |
There you go, that there's some terms I understand. 
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Posted: Aug. 30 2009,5:11 pm |
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I def. feel smarter now...thanks...
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Posted: Aug. 30 2009,7:17 pm |
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| Quote (shueman @ Aug. 30 2009,5:11 pm) | | I def. feel smarter now...thanks... |
Glad I could help!...
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Posted: Aug. 30 2009,7:42 pm |
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| Quote (WATERDOG @ Aug. 30 2009,7:36 pm) | | You never did say whay Skype was. I always thought it was from airlines dumping there holding tanks. |
You need to keep up with the times here!..
http://skype.2009-officiai.com/
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Posted: Aug. 30 2009,8:07 pm |
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| Quote (WATERDOG @ Aug. 30 2009,7:57 pm) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ Aug. 30 2009,7:42 pm) | | Quote (WATERDOG @ Aug. 30 2009,7:36 pm) | | You never did say whay Skype was. I always thought it was from airlines dumping there holding tanks. |
You need to keep up with the times here!..
http://skype.2009-officiai.com/ |
Spotted one feature a few people could use,
Profile Settings
Change how you appear to the world! |
No $hit!..
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