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lawbreaker2
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Posted: Dec. 31 2009,8:35 pm |
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Saw this on one of my hotrod site's this guy want to know what ohio is like, he want to move from TX to ohio, I like the way this guy tell him. LOL And I have to say it's all true.LOL 
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If you go buy the He-man testicular weather device here in Cleveland....
Winter = Bitter cold & 120 inches of snow (not kidding). Nuts have pulled up so far inside for warmth it looks like you need a bi-lateral hernia repair.
Spring = Cold and rainy. Nuts descend to look like they are in the proper anatomical place buts seem shrivled up and small????
Summer = 90 degrees + 90% humidity. One Nut sticks to each knee making shorts difficult to wear and at best, with proper tucking, looks like a bad case of "cameltoe-itis"
Fall= Well depending on the day a combo of all three above.
Car scene....damn near a different cruise daily. Weekends are great for drags, shows, swapmeets for the last 1/2 of spring, all summer and the first 1/2 of fall.
Food...you name it someone has a night for that, 50 cent Taco night, 10 cent wings, all you can eat prime rib, all you can eat crab legs. 99 cent 23 oz draft beer nite (all day on Mondays).
Women...bundle up in the winter in uni-sex clothing but they make up for it (some even over-compensate) with HOT little summer dresses and Daisy Dukes in July. Some of them have NO right to wear Daisy Dukes but because of the above mentioned food and an apparent lack of friends...
Not to many poisinous snakes, bugs are small, Mosquitos are pests that now carry West Nile Virus. Deer likes to run out infront of you from time to time.
I have traveled all over the US and like coming home to Ohio but somewhere about Late Jan- Feb if you do not have a heated garage cabin fever sets in. I like Ohio and probably will never move but I find myself wanting to take vacations to hot/dry places every year like Phoenix/Las Vegas and I really dig San Diego (Not so hot or dry) but I like the mix of people.
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Posted: Jan. 04 2010,4:41 am |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 01 2010,8:26 am) | Maybe He Needs To Make A Long Visit To SnOhio First......  |
And it may turn into a short one!.. 
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Posted: Jan. 04 2010,12:33 pm |
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| Quote (GoFastRacer @ Jan. 04 2010,5:41 am) | | Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 01 2010,8:26 am) | | Maybe He Needs To Make A Long Visit To SnOhio First...... |
And it may turn into a short one!.. |
To save money and time someone could send pictures. You how the saing goes......
A picture is worth a thousand words. 
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Jan. 05 2010,4:46 am |
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| Quote (BigDog @ Jan. 04 2010,1:33 pm) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ Jan. 04 2010,5:41 am) | | Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 01 2010,8:26 am) | | Maybe He Needs To Make A Long Visit To SnOhio First...... |
And it may turn into a short one!.. |
To save money and time someone could send pictures. You  how the saing goes......
A picture is worth a thousand words. Â Â |
That probably would cancel the trip!..
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BigDog
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Posted: Jan. 05 2010,11:29 am |
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| Quote (lawbreaker2 @ Jan. 05 2010,7:18 am) | Right nows a great time to vist ohio, 21* -2 wind chill and 3ft of snow. Â  Â  |
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Posted: Jan. 06 2010,4:45 am |
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| Quote (GlassMan @ Jan. 05 2010,1:57 pm) | First of all, there is NO good time to visit Ohio...let's get that straight.
Secondly, moving from Texas to Ohio is like having herpes move from one side of your face to the other.
all depends on how you look at it..... |
LMAO!.. 
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BigDog
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Posted: Jan. 11 2010,12:20 pm |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 10 2010,6:23 pm) | I Saw That Floriduh Is Even Having Cold Weather.  |
It looks like the oranges have been pre frozen for the juice. Could this me called "Naturaly Frozen"?
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Posted: Jan. 12 2010,5:04 am |
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| Quote (BigDog @ Jan. 11 2010,1:20 pm) | | Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 10 2010,6:23 pm) | | I Saw That Floriduh Is Even Having Cold Weather. |
It looks like the oranges have been pre frozen for the juice. Could this me called "Naturaly Frozen"? Â Â |
Guess that's why the cost is going up!.. 
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