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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 26 2010,6:14 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. .TOUGHNESS COUNTS!



65 above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.

People in Ohio plant gardens.





60 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Ohio sunbathe.


50 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Ohio drive with the windows down...


 

40 above zero:

Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.




 

35 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.


 

20 above zero:

People in Miami all die.

Ohioians close the windows.


 

Zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico.

People in Ohio get out their winter coats.


 

10 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.


 

20 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.

People in Ohio let the dogs sleep indoors.


 

30 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Ohioians get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.


 

40 below zero:

ALL atomic motion stops.

People in Ohio start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'


 

50 below zero:

Hell freezes over.

Browns win the Super Bowl



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I didn't think that Washigton DC ever ran out of hot air.........

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 26 2010,9:00 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Now THAT was a good one!  :good

But I'm pretty sure it has to be minus 100 for the Browns to win the SuperBowl!  :laugh

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Quote (DirtySquirty @ Feb. 26 2010,7:53 am)
I didn't think that Washigton DC ever ran out of hot air.........

.....Or will they ever run out of hot air.  :D
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That was funny. But da gig has to admit; he came on here expectin' to read about an aunt who farted in closed cars and then would blame it on the kids. :stupid  

Oh wait; that would be my Wife! :p

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Quote (gigamurph @ Feb. 28 2010,12:05 pm)
That was funny. But da gig has to admit; he came on here expectin' to read about an aunt who farted in closed cars and then would blame it on the kids. :stupid  

Oh wait; that would be my Wife! :p

At least until she reads this!  :laugh



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