GlassMan
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Posted: Dec. 23 2011,10:44 am |
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My traditional Christmas Poem...
'Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood,
Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
and we all had smiles up on our grill.
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
in the back bedroom, cuz that's how we live.
And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine,
had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine.
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by,
Bumpin' phat beats cuz the system's fly.
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!
well anyway....
I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
She said, Stop frontin' & just mind yo' bidness.
I said, for real doe, come check dis out.
We weren't even buggin', no worries, no doubt.
Cuz bumpin' an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.
Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat
I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all that!"
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!"
To the top of the projects & across the strip mall,
"We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"
He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof,
and sippin' on a 40, he busted a move.
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat,
and busted the window wit' a b-ball bat.
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old.
He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side.
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome,
To tap that booty waitin' at home.
And all I heard as he cruised outta sight,
was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"
Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
The whole damn family
was as drunk as a louse.
Grandma and Grandpa
were singin' a song,
And the kid was in bed,
floggin' his dong.
Ma home from the cathouse,
And I out of jail,
We had just settled down
for a good piece of tail.
When out on the lawn,
Arose such a clatter,
I sprang off Ma
to see what the screw was a matter.
Away to the window,
I made a mad dash,
Flew open the shutters
and fell on my ass.
But what to my bloodshot eyes but appear,
A rusty old sled and a dozen rein deer,
And a little old driver holding his dick,
I knew right away it was that bastard St. Nick.
(Santa)"On dasher, on Blitzen,
up over those walls,
"Quickly now, damnit,
or I'll cut off your balls."
Upon the roof,
He floundered and fell,
And came right down the chimney
like a bat out of hell.
He staggered and stumbled
on over to the door,
Tripped over his cock,
And fell on the floor.
And I heard him explain,
As he rode out of sight,
"potty on you all,
It's been a hell of a night."
Merry Christmas Everybody!
It's a fact of Life:
After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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