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Posted: Feb. 09 2015,8:51 am |
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From there, we determined that Havasu Doug was our mutual friend and she asked how I met Doug.
| Quote | Doug and I met in Culiacan, Mexico circa 1982. The date is a bit fuzzy because I used a morphine drip throughout the late 1970s until about 1986.
Police raided a transgendered strip bar and a bunch of us went to jail. Doug tried to fend off the constabularies by squirting them with milk from the boobs of Jorge the truck driver but we ended up in the same paddy wagon and, ultimately, the same cell. They took our money, identification, and assorted sexual paraphernalia. Then they set our bail at $600 per person.
We rotted in that place for weeks. At one point, they stopped giving us food and water. We were weak and desperate when we realized the guards had abandoned the jail.
Doug was much slimmer then and could reach through the bars. He managed to remove the garter belt from a man sleeping in the next cell and used the clasp to pick the lock. Watching him do that is why I am a devout Christian to this day.
Once we got to the street, we needed food and transportation to get out of there. Neither of us had any money and we were desperate men.
We agreed to not talk about what happened next but we managed to make enough money to get some food and a ride. We made it to the border. I was so happy, I barely noticed the strip search.
Doug and I have remained friends over the years. We agreed to never discuss the incident but every couple of years we head back to Culiacan for a fun weekend. Little is said because little needs saying.
Don't tell him I told you. He is a private man. |
Edited by Tom Brown on Feb. 09 2015,9:17 am
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Posted: Feb. 09 2015,9:15 am |
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 Yup Thats Or niebor to the North back on the boards.
Good to see your not frozen!!  
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Posted: Feb. 09 2015,7:36 pm |
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Dammit Brown...you owe me a(nother) keyboard...  
There are people that claim to have a full understanding of the English Language, then they meet Brown... 
Back to K2 they go...
All the best, Hoser...
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Posted: Feb. 09 2015,7:36 pm |
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| Quote (Tom Brown @ Feb. 09 2015,9:51 am) | From there, we determined that Havasu Doug was our mutual friend and she asked how I met Doug.
| Quote | Doug and I met in Culiacan, Mexico circa 1982. The date is a bit fuzzy because I used a morphine drip throughout the late 1970s until about 1986.
Police raided a transgendered strip bar and a bunch of us went to jail. Doug tried to fend off the constabularies by squirting them with milk from the boobs of Jorge the truck driver but we ended up in the same paddy wagon and, ultimately, the same cell. They took our money, identification, and assorted sexual paraphernalia. Then they set our bail at $600 per person.
We rotted in that place for weeks. At one point, they stopped giving us food and water. We were weak and desperate when we realized the guards had abandoned the jail.
Doug was much slimmer then and could reach through the bars. He managed to remove the garter belt from a man sleeping in the next cell and used the clasp to pick the lock. Watching him do that is why I am a devout Christian to this day.
Once we got to the street, we needed food and transportation to get out of there. Neither of us had any money and we were desperate men.
We agreed to not talk about what happened next but we managed to make enough money to get some food and a ride. We made it to the border. I was so happy, I barely noticed the strip search.
Doug and I have remained friends over the years. We agreed to never discuss the incident but every couple of years we head back to Culiacan for a fun weekend. Little is said because little needs saying.
Don't tell him I told you. He is a private man. |
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Posted: Feb. 09 2015,9:29 pm |
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I hope I haven't offended your friend too badly, Doug. My goal was to just offender her a little, in the name of fun.
I hope you're having a great winter. 
Perhaps the most odd aspect of this is we have determined she does not know me, she hasn't responded to any of my messages, and yet she has not unfriended me.
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Havasu Doug
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Posted: Feb. 09 2015,9:38 pm |
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| Quote (Tom Brown @ Feb. 09 2015,9:29 pm) | I hope I haven't offended your friend too badly, Doug. Â My goal was to just offender her a little, in the name of fun.
I hope you're having a great winter. Â
Perhaps the most odd aspect of this is we have determined she does not know me, she hasn't responded to any of my messages, and yet she has not unfriended me. Â |
It's all good. 
BTW, my girlfriend, Havasu Stacey, enjoyed hearing the story of how we met.
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Posted: Feb. 09 2015,9:43 pm |
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| Quote (stingray @ Feb. 09 2015,8:48 pm) | | Quote (Havasu Doug @ Feb. 09 2015,7:20 pm) | Well, this is the funniest thing I read all day.
Thanks Tom. Â
Yep, I have 2 Tom Brown Facebook friends. The one Kat knows is from the Elks. In fact, I have 2 Tom Brown friends from the Elks for a total of 3. I didn't fb friend the 3rd one for just this reason. Â |
That is some funny crap
Damn, your an Elk? I have an application,
I need to follow up on that.
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Yep, I'm an Elk. I joined 8 years ago.
I can talk all day about it, but for now, I'll just say that we have a free pizza and beer night every month. 
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Posted: Feb. 23 2015,5:59 am |
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Posted: Feb. 23 2015,3:44 pm |
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I'm glad she got her hat.
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