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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 15 2003,8:40 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
At home today .....very bad cold.....already.... :eek

Found this list of reasons not to go to work..... :good


Reasons to not work


From an edition of the Washington Post. A contest was held in which readers were asked to come up with excuses to miss a day of work . . .

1. If it's all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

2. When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac.
I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.

3. I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I will be in late, or early.

4. My stigmata's acting up.

5. I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?

6. I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet . . .

7. I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at Wal-Mart.

8. Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and, hey, how about them Hoyas, huh? So I won't be able to, yes, could I help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with Sprint, but thank you for calling.

9. Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.

10. I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.

11. The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled.

12. The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.

13. My mother-in-law has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.

14. I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.

15. I am extremely sensitive to a rise in the interest rates.

16. I can't come to work today because the EPA has determined that my house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I have to arrange for helicopter transportation.

17. I prefer to remain an enigma.

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 15 2003,9:59 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I might have to use one of them friday morning.

Hope you feel better Brian.

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 15 2003,3:37 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I always said you were a sick puppie. Now maybe everyone will believe me :D

Hope you feel better real soon. :good

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 15 2003,6:31 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Sorry to hear that you are not feeling well Brian.  Take care of yourself.  drink lots of soup and tea with honey.  :)

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 15 2003,6:32 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Get back to work JBB !!!!! :ass  :bebe

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Quote (RiverLiver @ Oct. 15 2003,9:32 pm)
Get back to work JBB !!!!! :ass  :bebe

Back at it tomorrow boss!

Thanks for the well wishes kids I had a nice 2 day rest.... :beer

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