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chillin the most Male

Leo

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Posted: Nov. 18 2003,10:00 pm

Post # 1

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and
Mick says to Paddy,"Dats Dem".
The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem
dere budgies in dat cage op dere", says Mick. "Put dem in a pepper bag".
The shopkeeper does as asked and the two pay for the birds and leave. They get
into Mick's van and drive until they reach a cliff with a 300 foot drop.
"Dis looks loike a grand place," says Mick. He then takes the four birds out of
the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few
seconds followed by a 'Splat!'
As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says "Fock Dat,
budgie jumping is too fockin dangerous for me..."
A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the petshop and he's
carrying the familiar 'pepper bag'. He then pulls a parrot out of the bag and
Paddy notices that in the other hand Seamus is carrying a gun.
"Watch this Paddy," he says, as he launches himself overthe edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head
off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is another 'Splat!' and he joins
Mick at the bottom of the cliff. Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never
troyin that parrotshooting noider..."
After a few minutes, Sean strolls up. He too has been to the petshop and walks
up with his 'pepper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag
and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first der was Mick wit his
budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting - and now you, - fockin' hengliding."

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