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JustMVG
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Posted: Nov. 30 2003,11:55 am |
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WIDDLE WABBITs
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's
on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and
fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over
there?"
She blushes, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a
quiet voice:
"I don't think my pet python weally givth a thit."
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