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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 21 2004,9:20 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
> Subject: Son-in-law
> A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound
coming from her daughter's bedroom.
> When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed
with a vibrator.
>
> "What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
> The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my
parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
> Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming
sound coming from the basement.
> When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked
> on a sofa with her vibrator.
> "What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
> The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at
> home with my parents and this is the closest I'll
> ever get to a husband."
> A couple of days later the mother heard the humming
> sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering
> the room, she found her husband watching television with
> the vibrator buzzing away beside him on the couch.
> "What the hell are you doing?" she asked.
> He replied, "Watching football with my son-in-law!"

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 22 2004,6:21 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh sic but :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 22 2004,10:28 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Tee hee hee :D

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 22 2004,10:52 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
babe, what's up with the red text. Damn that's hard to read! :love

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 22 2004,10:58 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Pretty funny.   :good


I agree, red text was hard to read.  I had to highlight it to turn it grey...

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Quote (Forensic @ Jan. 22 2004,11:58 am)
Pretty funny.   :good


I agree, red text was hard to read.  I had to highlight it to turn it grey...

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good idea, never thought of that. learn something new everyday  :good

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 22 2004,11:58 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
At least the son in law doesn't drink all of the dads beer :beer  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 22 2004,12:22 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  :rotflmao

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