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Posted: Feb. 03 2004,3:16 pm

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Top 10 Dog & Cat Characteristics

10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you.

9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.

8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.

6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.

5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.

4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.

3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.

2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.

1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

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Posted: Feb. 03 2004,4:45 pm

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Women and cats will do as they please and Men and dogs should just get used to the idea.

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.

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Posted: Feb. 03 2004,6:01 pm

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Sleek-Jet...u r so wise! Girls rule! Boys drool! :bebe

It's a whole new year!

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Posted: Feb. 03 2004,6:57 pm

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Yes, I have to agree. Of course anything that cats do is puuuurrrrrffffect.

Meowwwww

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Posted: Feb. 03 2004,7:22 pm

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Dogs rule

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Posted: Feb. 03 2004,8:23 pm

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Yeah Dogs are the shit!

Edited by GoFastRacer on Feb. 03 2004,8:24 pm

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Posted: Feb. 03 2004,8:56 pm

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Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats,cats, cats,cats....................... :bebe

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Posted: Feb. 04 2004,6:18 am

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Dogs,dogs,dogs,dogs,dogs,dogs,dogs,dogs,dogs!.. :bebe

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Posted: Feb. 04 2004,6:31 am

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CATS..CATS..CATS..CATS..CATS..CATS..CATS..CATS..CATS..CATS..CATS..CATS !!!!

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Posted: Feb. 04 2004,6:39 am

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I'm done with the eating/pooping machines. No more dogs or cats or fish or birds or ferrets or whatever :alien

But DOGS RULE!!!!

:jumpie

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Posted: Feb. 04 2004,9:22 am

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Pussy!

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Posted: Feb. 04 2004,9:44 am

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No I'll all ways have some of that around :good

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Posted: Feb. 04 2004,12:58 pm

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Quote (AZKC @ Feb. 04 2004,7:39 am)

But DOGS RULE!!!!

:jumpie

Amen!

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Posted: Feb. 04 2004,2:22 pm

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Quote (AZKC @ Feb. 04 2004,5:39 am)

I'm done with the eating/pooping machines. No more dogs or cats or fish or birds or ferrets or whatever :alien

But DOGS RULE!!!!

:jumpie

Double AMEN!! :good

What good are cats? ---they certainly won't scare off any intruders :stupid

and they'll only play with you IF they feel like it. :bebe

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Posted: Feb. 04 2004,2:48 pm

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Gotta love them doggie kisses when I walk in the door even if I been gone for 5 min :kiss

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Posted: Feb. 04 2004,4:27 pm

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Quote (Silver @ Feb. 04 2004,9:22 am)

Pussy!

Ok you win with that one..

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Posted: Feb. 04 2004,6:25 pm

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I just wish I could get my Damn Cat off the couch not to mention I get tired of watching what he want's

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Posted: Feb. 04 2004,6:40 pm

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I think it's time to get El Gato on the lo-carb diet.

What's his favorite program???

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.

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Posted: Feb. 04 2004,9:50 pm

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I had to put one of my cats down today.

Â She was about 15. That still leaves 3 dogs,a cat,3 fish tanks,and a mouse.

Edited by Carrera Elite on Feb. 04 2004,10:03 pm

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Posted: Feb. 04 2004,10:10 pm

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Quote (Sleek-Jet @ Feb. 04 2004,6:40 pm)

What's his favorite program???

What else..................The Playboy Channel,He love to look at all those's Kitty's :rolleyes

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Posted: Feb. 05 2004,12:22 am

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cats are cool

BUT DOGS RULE! BUT DOGS RULE!

Edited by bordsmnj on Feb. 05 2004,12:38 am

...and awaaay they go...

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Posted: Feb. 05 2004,6:42 am

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Quote (MissHBjet @ Feb. 04 2004,3:48 pm)

Gotta love them doggie kisses when I walk in the door even if I been gone for 5 min Â :kiss

Yep, nothing but love and affection from a dog!... :good

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Posted: Feb. 05 2004,2:41 pm

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Sorry

you had to out your cat down Carrera Elite.....

It's a whole new year!

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Posted: Feb. 05 2004,2:42 pm

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I mean put..... :stupid

Shut up AZKC :bebe

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Posted: Feb. 05 2004,2:56 pm

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Sincerely, SILVER! = :drink

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