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RVRGIRL

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Lake Havasu City, AZ
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Posted: Feb. 26 2004,8:20 pm |
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> Home Remedies > > > > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. > > Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat > > and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly > > removed. > > > > 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing > > vegetables by getting someone else to hold them > > while you chop away. > > > > 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the > > toilet seat by simply using the sink. > > > > 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut > > yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the > > pressure in your veins. > > > > 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, > > will prevent you from rolling over and going back to > > sleep when you hit the snooze button. > > > > 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of > > laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. > > > > 7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a > > hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.. > > > > Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of > > Life really are... > > > > You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it > > doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves > > and shouldn't, use the duct tape. > > > > Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. > > > > If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have > > another chance! > > > > And finally... Be really good to your family and > > friends. You never know when you are going to need > > them to empty your bedpan.
I'M ALL ABOUT THE PINK HAVE A PHENOMENAL DAY! Â Thats "MRS" RVRGIRL 2 you..... "When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt."
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Posted: Feb. 27 2004,5:05 am |
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Good one!.
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Posted: Mar. 04 2004,10:52 am |
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GoFastRacer

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Posted: Mar. 04 2004,6:39 pm |
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