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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 26 2004,8:20 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
> Home Remedies :jumpie  :bebe
> >
> > 1.  If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
> > Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
> > and presto!  The blockage will be almost instantly
> > removed.
> >
> > 2.  Clumsy?  Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
> > vegetables by getting someone else to hold them
> > while you chop away.
> >
> > 3.  Avoid arguments with the Mrs.  about lifting the
> > toilet seat by simply using the sink.
> >
> > 4.  High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
> > yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the
> > pressure in your veins.
> >
> > 5.  A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
> > will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
> > sleep when you hit the snooze button.
> >
> > 6.  If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
> > laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
> >
> > 7.  Have a bad tooth ache?  Hit your thumb with a
> > hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache..
> >
> > Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of
> > Life really are...
> >
> > You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.  If it
> > doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.  If it moves
> > and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
> >
> > Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
> >
> > If you woke up breathing, congratulations!  You have
> > another chance!
> >
> > And finally...  Be really good to your family and
> > friends.  You never know when you are going to need
> > them to empty your bedpan.

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 26 2004,9:05 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I use alot of those :p

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Good one!. :good  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 27 2004,8:37 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I LOVE THIS ONE THE BEST~
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.  
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.  
If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape. :jumpie

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 04 2004,8:09 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I don't see bubble gum and bailing wire anywhere!! :laugh

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The bubble gum doesn't hold like it used to. New formulas are weak.  :rotflmao

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:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :jumpie  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 04 2004,12:30 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
That's what the duct tape and bailing wire is for!! Extra support!! :D

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 04 2004,2:17 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
How about vice grips? make quick work out of that pesky loose motor mount.  :rotflmao

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:good  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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