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Posted: Mar. 07 2004,9:40 am

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The Top 40 Country Music Titles

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40. Do You Love As Good As You Look?
39. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
38. Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
37. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
36. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
35. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
34. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
33. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
32. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
31. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
30. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
29. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
28. I Wanna Whip Your Cow
27. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
26. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
25. I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
24. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
23. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
22. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
21. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
20. If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
19. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
18. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
17. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
16. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Ass
15. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
14. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
12. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You.
11. Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill.
10. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
9. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
8. She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
7. When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Walking In
6. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
4. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
3. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
2. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
1. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

From Kelly W

It's hard to get you off my mind when you're always on my face.

And one written by a good friend of mine:
While I was out gettin' hammered she was home gettin' nailed.

Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror."
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Posted: Mar. 07 2004,9:42 am

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Those were GREAT. Need 2 pass them along 2 some of my "country" friends.

I'M ALL ABOUT THE PINK

HAVE A PHENOMENAL DAY!

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Posted: Mar. 07 2004,12:54 pm

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Newmanator is a country music boy. I'll pass it along.

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Posted: Mar. 07 2004,10:38 pm

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EZ now.....

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Posted: Mar. 07 2004,10:41 pm

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Anybody ever wonder where the Mrs and I got the name "Big Boy Toys" from? Â A Country music song :good

Just to torcher ya's, here's the lyrics;

http://www.pritek.net/lyrics.html

Edited by BigBoyToys on Mar. 07 2004,10:41 pm

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Posted: Mar. 07 2004,10:43 pm

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Big Boy Toys
Artist: Aaron Tippin

I'd hook my wagon to my truck and I'd head across the yard for my big sandbox where I'm workin' real hard,
playin' all day with my little toy trucks, backhoes bulldozers earth movin' stuff,
that was my whole life, when I was a kid, but when I grew up I guess I never really did
I like Big Boy Toys,
motors and the lights,
knobs and switches and a four wheel drive,
runnin' up the road, or crawlin' cross the farm,
and when they break down I jack'em up in the yard,
pull out my tools, my pride and joy,
man you gotta lov'em, Big Boy Toys
Now sometimes baby just can't understand, the mud on my boots and the grease on my hands,
I try to explain how it makes me feel, the awesome power of my hands on the wheel,
if I can't find the words, to set things right, I just scoot over and I let my baby drive,
she likes Big Boy Toys,
motors and the lights,
knobs and switches and a four wheel drive,
runnin' up the road, or crawlin' cross the farm,
and when they break down I jack'em up in the yard,
pull out my tools, my pride and joy,
man you gotta lov'em, Big Boy Toys
It's boats and cars, tractors and trucks, gasoline and diesel fuel are runnin' through my blood,
I like'm Big Boy Toys,
motors and the lights,
knobs and switches and a four wheel drive,
runnin' up the road, or crawlin' cross the farm,
and when they break down I jack'em up in the yard,
pull out my tools, my pride and joy,
man you gotta lov'em, Big Boy Toys
man you gotta lov'em, Big Boy Toys.

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Posted: Mar. 07 2004,10:45 pm

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I Listen to country music every day....

It's a lot better then the rap crap they call music..... :bebe

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Posted: Mar. 07 2004,10:46 pm

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But no worries, I like most music. Â #1. Southern Rock #2. Newer Country #3. Older Rock
and I like lots more. Â Anything but that RAP CRAP! :ass

Â Kid Rock is OK though (not complete rap) because he's an "American Badass" (Cool song :good

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Edited by BigBoyToys on Mar. 07 2004,10:48 pm

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Posted: Mar. 07 2004,11:15 pm

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OK, I'm outta here :sleep

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,4:34 am

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Quote (BigBoyToys @ Mar. 08 2004,12:15 am)

OK, I'm outta here :sleep

Waaaake Uuuuup!.

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,5:08 am

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,7:18 am

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Who spit in my beer :puke

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,8:50 am

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The woman that ran over your dog when she left with your heart and your truck.

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,10:22 am

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Quote (Big H @ Mar. 08 2004,9:50 am)

The woman that ran over your dog when she left with your heart and your truck.

LMFAO!.

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,10:30 am

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Sounds like the perfect country tune. :laugh

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,10:40 am

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It's tipical!. :laugh

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,10:56 am

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Add some lyrics and I will have a hit on my hands.

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,11:12 am

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all those songs sound the same someone left, someone died, someones dog is dead , or someones elecrtic bill's too high cause they left all the lights in the house on? whats up with that?I am more of a rock fan :bebe

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,11:13 am

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I like country but it has to be country rock. Not whining..

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,11:15 am

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Quote (Big H @ Mar. 08 2004,11:13 am)

I like country but it has to be country rock. Not whining..

did you ever look up that song I was telling you about? lill dasies????

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,12:19 pm

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LOL I totally agree with you. it's all about heart break and sorrow! :stupid

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,12:20 pm

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Well I like country music. The kind that make you think.. then CRY.. :cry

I'M ALL ABOUT THE PINK

HAVE A PHENOMENAL DAY!

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,12:35 pm

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Quote (RVRGIRL @ Mar. 08 2004,12:20 pm)

Well I like country music. The kind that make you think.. then CRY.. :cry

but you dont think you just cry! who wants to cry every time they turn on the sterieo? :cry

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,2:02 pm

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Here something for you to think about...

If you like Jimmy Buffett then you like Country Music.

:bebe

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Posted: Mar. 08 2004,2:22 pm

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Quote (Newmanator @ Mar. 08 2004,2:02 pm)

Here something for you to think about...

If you like Jimmy Buffett then you like Country Music.

:bebe

nope dont like the guy never have :bebe

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