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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 08 2004,8:28 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

> > Subject: FW: Dinner conversation gone wrong
> >
> >
> >
> > > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
again?"
> > > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> > >
> > > WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
> > > HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> > >
> > > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> > > HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
> > >
> > > WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face.)
> > > HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan.)
> > >
> > > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> > > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> > >
> > > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> > > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
> > >
> > > WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
> > > HUSBAND: "I guess so."
> > >
> > > WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
> > > HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
> > >
> > > WIFE: - - - silence - - -
> > > HUSBAND: "Shit."


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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 08 2004,8:28 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

>CAKE OR BED ?
>
>A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
>FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>
>HONEY,
>COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
>IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
>HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
>FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
>DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>I DON'T THINK SO.
>
>FINE,
>
>THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
>WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
>IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
>
>TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
>FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
>DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
>WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>I DON'T THINK SO
>
>FINE, SHE SAYS
>THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
>TO THE FRONT DOOR?
>THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
>
>I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T
>WANT TO FIX STEPS.
>HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>I DON'T THINK SO.
>I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
>I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
>SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
>COUPLE OF HOURS....................................
>
>HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
>HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
>TO GO HOME.
>
>AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
>THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
>AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
>HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
>
>AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
>THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
>HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
>SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
>OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>
>JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
>WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
>HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
>ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
>GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
>HE SAID,
>SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
>SHE REPLIED,
>HELLOOOOO....
>DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
>ON MY FOREHEAD?
>I DON'T THINK SO!


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"When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt."
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> >     Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection
plate.
> >     > This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,
> >     > approached her.
> >     > "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week
> > in
the
> >     > collection plate," he stated.
> >     > "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and
what
> I
> >     > don't need I give to the church."
> >     > The pastor replied... "That's wonderful, how much does he send
you?"
> >     > The old lady said.... "Oh, $20,000 a week.
> >     > The pastor was amazed... "Your son is very successful, what
> > does
he
> do
> >     > for a living?
> >     > "He is a veterinarian," she answered.  "That is a very honorable
> >     > profession," the pastor says. "Where does he practice?"
> >     > The old lady says proudly....
> >     > "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno


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A man was walking in the city when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars, and asked, " If I give you this money will you take it and buy whiskey?"

"No, I stopped drinking years ago" the bum replied.

"Will, you use it to gamble?"

"No, I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend the money on green fees at the golf course?"

"Are you nuts! I haven't played golf in 20 years".

The man said "Well I'm not going to give you the two dollars.
Instead I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and probably smell pretty bad."

The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."


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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 08 2004,8:33 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:good  :good  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 08 2004,8:53 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :beer


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Quote (Mrs big boy toys @ Mar. 08 2004,9:53 pm)
:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :beer

Glad you liked the jokes. Was a little bored this evening. Was waiting on Mike 2 get home from work. He doesn't get home until midnight. :cry


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Quote (RVRGIRL @ Mar. 09 2004,12:25 am)
Quote (Mrs big boy toys @ Mar. 08 2004,9:53 pm)
:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :beer

Glad you liked the jokes. Was a little bored this evening. Was waiting on Mike 2 get home from work. He doesn't get home until midnight. :cry

I kinda figured that!. :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 09 2004,9:18 am Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Been on Sublime Directory, eh?


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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 09 2004,9:25 am Post # 13 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 09 2004,10:32 am Post # 14 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Oh My  :laugh
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