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Post Icon Posted: April 27 2004,10:21 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

A woman's heart can be incredible!

By the time Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working
overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much

time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her? She has to
be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 2,000 movable parts,
all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap
that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -- and she will do everything with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to My own heart. She already heals herself
when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her
so soft, Lord." She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made Her
tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied, "Not
only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's
cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you
that you were trying to put too much into this one"
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,
her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing." And she is!! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships
and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They
cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They
don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better
solution. They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love
unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when
their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.  
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk,
run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning!
They bring joy and hope. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

However, if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to forget their worth.  
Pass this along to your women friends to remind them how amazing they are!! Pass along to the men you know, for sometimes they need to be reminded


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Post Icon Posted: April 28 2004,5:22 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Uh.....what are ya trying to tell me here :D   What did I do now :rolleyes  :beat  :laugh




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Post Icon Posted: April 28 2004,7:28 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

I am waiting for the punch line... :bowdown  :bowdown  :rotflmao


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Post Icon Posted: April 28 2004,11:15 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Very well put!  :good  I am fortunate to have a mother that after all these years and the crap that 4 boys put her through still loves us. I think that many of those qualities are shared more and more by men now too.
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