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My Man's Sportin' Wood
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Hallett Hottie
 
Flathead Lake Montana/Lake Havasu City
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Posted: July 29 2004,8:28 am |
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"Sticks his head up his own ass" now that's funny. They should have made it with a really long tounge for him to trip over. I like him, but he can't speak very well. Maybe that's part of the cowboy image. 
BTW, I have a thing for cowboys
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My Man's Sportin' Wood
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Hallett Hottie
Flathead Lake Montana/Lake Havasu City
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Posted: July 29 2004,9:57 am |
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Noooooo! That would be considered a vacation!
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Sleek-Jet
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Big 'Ole Inner-tube
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Posted: July 29 2004,7:11 pm |
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| Quote (Sportin' Wood @ July 29 2004,7:03 pm) | 
" Lets get ready to RRRRRUUUUMMMBBBLLLLLEEE"
In this corner we have the ultra Right wing hallett hottie, Simple minded slow speaking Cowboy lover. ( thats why she likes me)Mrs Sportin wood'
And the  Gomer Pile look alike John boy votin' Challenger, Hooter Nazi, AZKC.
May this battle of wits entertain us all in true Al Sharpton fashion. " Yes Mr president My vote can be bought, How much money you got?  " |
LMFAO.... that's the best thing I've read all day.  
A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: July 29 2004,7:25 pm |
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That is too funny!..
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: July 29 2004,7:37 pm |
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ROLMFAO!...
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Aug. 02 2004,8:14 pm |
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RESUME: John F. Kerry
7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth multi-millions
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement:
I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career
as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of
my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
Military:
I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military
and service in Vietnam. I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in
protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they
committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons,
or something away in protest. Or did I?
My book "Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier" shows how I
truly feel about the military.
College:
I graduated from Yale University wi! th a low C average. Unlike my
counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get
admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and and have been there ever since. I have no
real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz
vicariously through my wife Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS US Senator:
I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted
Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our
military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's
ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am
against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it.
I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help
this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart! , George Bush, that he
will never catch up. I make no or little ch aritable contributions and
have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite
family wealth in excess of $ 700 million.
Althought I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted
Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it
might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. NIMBY.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None.
PERSONAL
I ride a Serotta Bike.
My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel"
I call my $ 850,000 42 foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and you had better listen to it as it
reflects our real culture.
I own several SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion,
though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame
George Bush for the energy problems.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004
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