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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 01 2004,11:55 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
HOW WAS I BORN

Son: Daddy, how was I born?
Dad: Ah, very well, my son, one day you need to find out anyway!

Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via
e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafé. We snuck into a secluded
room and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon
as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later the blessed virus appeared.
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 01 2004,7:40 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (MandMVG @ Aug. 01 2004,11:55 am)
HOW WAS I BORN

Son: Daddy, how was I born?
Dad: Ah, very well, my son, one day you need to find out anyway!

Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via
e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafé. We snuck into a secluded
room and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon
as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later the blessed virus appeared.

:D  :good  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 01 2004,10:07 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
He he he......that's cute.   :love

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 02 2004,11:12 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
That's certainly a new approach---LOL :laugh

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:laugh  :good  :D

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Better double ck my firewall :cool

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 03 2004,7:28 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Sometimes I wish my son was sent to the recycle bin. ;)

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 03 2004,8:36 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Bullitt Bob @ Aug. 03 2004,7:28 pm)
Sometimes I wish my son was sent to the recycle bin. ;)

:laugh I can relate to that!.. :D  :laugh
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You WANT to send them to the recycle bin but when you to the ARE YOU SURE part you think twice about it, and keep the little bitches,ooopppsss thats me, i mean lil bastards :D

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Quote (MandMVG @ Aug. 03 2004,9:44 pm)
You WANT to send them to the recycle bin but when you to the ARE YOU SURE part you think twice about it, and keep the little bitches,ooopppsss thats me, i mean lil bastards :D

Mike with three Girls VG

You betcha! :good

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Yup, when you get to that point you realize that you'll lose the best boat washers you'll ever have :D and that you love them no matter what, even if they miss a spot :D

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