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Posted: Aug. 08 2004,6:59 am |
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THE EXPLANATION of LIFE
On the 1st day God created the cow.
God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long &
suffer under the sun, have calves &give milk to support the farmer. I will
give you a life span of 60 years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for 60
years. Let me have 25 &I'll give back the other 35."
And God agreed.
On the 2nd day, God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do
monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a 20 year life span. "The
monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for 20 years? I don't think so.
Give me 10 years &I'll give you back the other 10."
So God agreed (sigh).
On the 3rd day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door
of your house &bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give
you a life span of 20. "The dog said, "That's too long to be barking.
Monkey gave you back 10, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again. On the 4th day God created man.
God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy
life, enjoy. I'll give you 25 years. "Man said, "What? Only 25 years! No
way! Tell you what, I'll take my 25, & the 35 the cow gave back, & the
10 the dog gave back & the 10 the monkey gave back, that makes 80,
okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty-five years we eat, sleep, play, have
sex, enjoy life, and do nothing. For the next thirty-five years we slave
in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey
tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit
on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained.
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