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Dangerous Squirrels



Bob and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was in and be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said, "There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."

"So then what did make you scream?" Bob asked, exasperated.

"Well," Joe continued, "two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, 'Should we take them home or eat 'em now?'"

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Taking Care Of Business


One day a man walks into a bar and is greeted by the bartender. The bartender gives the man a lunch menu. The man orders a beer and a beef sandwich. The bartender comes back with a pitcher of the finest beer and a T-bone steak.
The man says, "This isn't what I ordered." As he looks around, everyone has the same lunch.

The bartender says, "Don't worry, it's on the house."

The man says, "Where's your boss?"

The bartender says, "Oh, he's upstairs with my wife."

The man says, "What is he doing to your wife?"

The bartender says, "The same thing I am doing to his business."

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:laugh  :good  :laugh

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Both jokes were great! :good  :rotflmao  :rotflmao



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Great stuff! :good  :beer  :rotflmao

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