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Posted: Sep. 21 2004,9:11 pm |
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THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.
Check it out these actual cases of what a bad day is really about.
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers and face mask.
A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
STILL think you! 're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
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What?! STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Sep. 22 2004,5:46 am |
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| Quote (BigBoyToys @ Sep. 22 2004,5:41 am) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ Sep. 21 2004,9:11 pm) | Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Â Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better? |
I don't know about feeling better, but this last one sure brought a smile to my face and made me happy  Â  Â Got the wheels a turning in my mind too! Â Now if we could just figure out how to raise the postage rates without letting the terrorists know......  Â Â Â  Â |
I thought that was the best one too! Maybe we ought to suggest it to the postal service over there!.
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Posted: Sep. 22 2004,7:41 pm |
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| Quote (Bullitt Bob @ Sep. 22 2004,7:28 pm) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ Sep. 22 2004,5:46 am) | | I thought that was the best one too! Maybe we ought to suggest it to the postal service over there!. Â Â Â |
Yeah, sign those pricks up for bulk mail! |
There ya go!..
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Posted: Sep. 22 2004,7:50 pm |
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This guy is awful familiar looking, I might have talked to him at one time!. 
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Posted: Sep. 22 2004,7:57 pm |
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Ok it's dead here!..
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Posted: Sep. 22 2004,10:45 pm |
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When I'm thinking i'm having a bad day, I realize that we had lunch with customers/suppliers, and picked up a $100 lunch, then they picked up $400 worth of lousy drunken golf, then we picked up $50 worth of beer cart charges, then a $275 dinner, then we just all write off every expense to the company and laugh about it later.
Gotta love the Arizona Biltmore and thier GPS enabled carts.
Everyone is a tough guy, until you meet one. Â
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Posted: Sep. 23 2004,5:56 am |
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| Quote (jordanpaulk @ Sep. 22 2004,10:45 pm) | When I'm thinking i'm having a bad day, I realize that we had lunch with customers/suppliers, and picked up a $100 lunch, then they picked up $400 worth of lousy drunken golf, then we picked up $50 worth of beer cart charges, then a $275 dinner, then we just all write off every expense to the company and laugh about it later.
Gotta love the Arizona Biltmore and thier GPS enabled carts. Â |
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