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Posted: Sep. 21 2004,9:27 pm |
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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
The owner walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell
sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them".
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you
guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "well, we're going to kill 140 million Arabs and one blonde with
big tits".
The guy exclaimed, "a blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass!
I told you no one would worry about 140 million Arabs.
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Posted: Sep. 22 2004,5:36 am |
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| Quote (GoFastRacer @ Sep. 21 2004,9:27 pm) | Â
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
The owner walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell
sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them".
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you
guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? Â What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "well, we're going to kill 140 million Arabs and one blonde with
big tits".
The guy exclaimed, "a blonde with big tits? Â Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass!
 I told you no one would worry about 140 million Arabs. |
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!   That's great!!!
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Posted: Sep. 23 2004,2:22 pm |
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| Quote (RiverLiver @ Sep. 23 2004,7:14 am) | | That's funny, but what is a "Worl" |
You getting old or what, took you long enough to spot that!.. 
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Posted: Sep. 23 2004,8:55 pm |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Sep. 23 2004,6:42 pm) | | Quote (RiverLiver @ Sep. 23 2004,8:14 am) | | That's funny, but what is a "Worl" |
Ain't you never heard someone say,"Give it Worl."?? |
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Posted: Sep. 23 2004,9:08 pm |
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| Quote (BigBoyToys @ Sep. 23 2004,8:48 pm) | | That's what Arizona does to ya....sit out in the sun too long and then stand outside in a monsoon, makes ya spell funny things |
Wrong on all counts there ole buddy sitin out in the sun just feeds the brain cells, ain't dumb enough to stand out there in no monsoon!. I saw it right away but I left it that way on purpose just to see how many smartass remarks I would get but I guess all that cold weather you have just freezes the brain!..
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Posted: Sep. 23 2004,9:09 pm |
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| Quote (BigBoyToys @ Sep. 23 2004,8:49 pm) | | It's ok Art, I fixed it for ya. Â I know what kind of an effect coming back from a nice week at the river can do to a fella. |
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Posted: Sep. 23 2004,9:28 pm |
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| Quote (BigBoyToys @ Sep. 23 2004,9:14 pm) | | But I went ahead and misspelled the word again for ya in another thread somewhere |
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Posted: Sep. 23 2004,9:29 pm |
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| Quote (BigBoyToys @ Sep. 23 2004,9:15 pm) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ Sep. 23 2004,9:08 pm) | | Quote (BigBoyToys @ Sep. 23 2004,8:48 pm) | | That's what Arizona does to ya....sit out in the sun too long and then stand outside in a monsoon, makes ya spell funny things |
Wrong on all counts there ole buddy sitin out in the sun just feeds the brain cells, ain't dumb enough to stand out there in no monsoon!. I saw it right away but I left it that way on purpose just to see how many smartass remarks I would get but I guess all that cold weather you have just freezes the brain!.. Â Â Â |
Ok, I'll just blame it on those Arizona Democrats flip flopping again    |
There ya go!..
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Posted: Sep. 23 2004,9:50 pm |
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| Quote (RiverLiver @ Sep. 23 2004,9:35 pm) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ Sep. 23 2004,2:22 pm) | | Quote (RiverLiver @ Sep. 23 2004,7:14 am) | | That's funny, but what is a "Worl" |
You getting old or what, took you long enough to spot that!.. Â Â Â |
Sorry Art I have been a little slooooow lately  |
You need another beer no!..
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