GoFastRacer
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Posted: Oct. 06 2004,9:04 pm |
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Pizza in 2008!
This is so close to what is probably going to be
happening in 2008 that we're not sure how funny this
really is...
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I
have your national ID number?
Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.
Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh,
it's 6102049998-45-54610
Operator: Thank you Mr Sheehan. I see you live at
1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is
494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your
cell number is 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@home.net. Which number
are you calling from sir?
Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information?
Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.
Customer: The HSS, what is that?
Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security
System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your
ordering time.
Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a
couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas.
Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
Customer: Whaddya mean?
Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode
sensors indicate that you've got very high blood
pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider
won't allow such an unhealthy choice.
Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?
Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza.
I'm sure you'll like it.
Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?
Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean
Recipes' from your local library last week, sir.
That's why I made the suggestion.
Customer: All right, all right. Give me two
family-sized ones, then.
Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife
and your four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts,sir. Your total is
$49.99.
Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your
credit card balance is over its
limit.
Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash
before your driver gets here.
Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking
account is overdrawn also.
Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How
long will it take?
Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll
be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you
might want to pick'em up while you're out getting the
cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can
be a little awkward.
Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?
Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car
payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's
paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday.
Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#
Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir.
You've already got a July 4, 2003 conviction for
cussing out a cop and another one I see here in
September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at
a judge. Oh yes, I see here that you just got out
from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional
Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return
to society?
Customer: (speechless)
Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?
Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of
Coke.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary
clause prevents us from offering free soda to
diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this. Thank
you for calling Pizza Hut.
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3-31-2025 Three Word Post.....The Next Generation.... (Rep.#19,680) from: GoFastRacer
That was a good one 
