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Posted: Nov. 16 2004,4:53 am

Post # 1

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to
the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are
tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to
get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Two blondes are in Los Angeles
One blonde asks the other....
"Which is further, London or the Moon?"
The other blonde replies:
"HELLOOOOO!!!!!!
Can you see London from here?????!!!!!"

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're
cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE
are we going to get MORE
BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You
NEVER listen to me
when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you
LOST your mind? Don't
forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT! THE
SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't
know how to fry a couple of
eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when
I'm driving.

Edited by GoFastRacer on Nov. 16 2004,4:55 am