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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Dec. 06 2004,9:55 am |
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MATHEMATICS OF MATING
           Smart man + smart woman = romance
           Smart man + dumb woman =  affair
           Dumb man  + smart woman = marriage
           Dumb man  + dumb woman =  pregnancy
                OFFICE  ARITHMETIC
          Smart boss + smart employee = profit
          Smart boss + dumb employee =  product
          Dumb boss  + smart employee = promotion
          Dumb boss  + dumb employee =  overtime
                SHOPPING  MATH
          A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
          A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
          she doesn't need.
            GENERAL  EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
       A woman worries about the future  until she gets
       a  husband.
       A man never worries about the future until he Â
       gets a wife.
       A successful man is one who makes more money
       than his wife can spend.
       A successful woman is one who can find such a
       man.
              HAPPINESS REASONING
       To be happy with a man, you must understand him
       a lot and love him a little.
       To be happy with a woman, you must love  her a
       lot, and not try to understand her at all.
                 LONGEVITY
       Married men live longer than single men do,
       but married men are a lot more willing to die.
                LAW OF CHANGE
      A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
      but he doesn't.
      A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
      change, and she does.
               ARGUEMENT THEORUM
        A woman has the last word in any  argument.
        Anything a man says after that is the beginning of
        a new argument.
        HOW TO STOP  PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
             ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
        Old aunts used to come up to me  at weddings,
        poking me in the ribs cackleling telling me,
        "You're next."
        They stopped after I started doing the same
        thing to them at funerals.
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Edited by GoFastRacer on Dec. 06 2004,9:56 am
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My Man's Sportin' Wood
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Posted: Dec. 06 2004,10:18 am |
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| Quote | SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
she doesn't need.
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so true, so true 
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Wifey
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Posted: Dec. 10 2004,6:02 am |
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| Quote (GlassMan @ Dec. 07 2004,10:26 am) | | Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. |
You got that right 
| Quote | GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets
a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he
gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.
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This should definately be posted in the girl's locker room as a very important lesson in life for young girls!!! 
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