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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 12 2003,9:52 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
How to Pick up a Drunk Chick

Women who drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Women who drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Women who drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

Women who drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.

Women who drink: White Zin
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...

Women who drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
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Edited by AZKC on Jan. 12 2003,10:16 am

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:laugh  :laugh
Wussies, 19 views and no response

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 12 2003,5:19 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Women who drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
That is who I would pick,I had a few of the High Maintenance and they were good for awhile  :D  :p

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 12 2003,5:25 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Who cares what they are drinking. Alcohol betters your chances no matter what.

Sober women suck!................er um. I mean they don't...

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Probably not true
but funny as heck :D

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Refer to "Are these ok to post pics" thread. Pretty true   :laugh

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:rolleys If any one of them fall down drunk, can you still carry them home like a six pack?? or does each have it's own special handling instructions?? :rolleys

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