Kim Hanson
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Posted: Dec. 31 2002,4:51 pm
Post # 2
TOP 12 DISGUSTING THINGS BEING SAID OR DONE IN AMERICA FOR 2003
12. The Cloning has begun!
11. 2003 fashion - just shave your head... why wait to grow old and lose it??? Matt Lauer put your hair back... Pleasssssse!
10. Go to a concert and get treated like a criminal because you want to see your favorite group or better yet go to the air port and spend a lot of money to get treated like a criminal so you can see your family!
9.Got Bushed!!! Need I say more!
8.Freedom of speech banned as demonstrated by Trent Lott.
7. We are all still waiting to see theses secret attacks that the news keeps reporting!
6. The fall of our economic world and we all keep spending to keep the economy up???
5. 2003 money: Pretty Much the Same but instead of New Checks you'll soon need the new chip... Does Mark of the Beast Ring a bell????
4. How bout those small pox vaccines???
3. Only 7998 years until we need COBOL programmers again!
2. We will soon have the introduction of the "Any Key" as most people have not figured out that "pressed any key" means to press any key on the key board.
and the Number 1 disgusting things being said or done...
1. Mr. President if you push that button you go boom too.....
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Kim Hanson
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Posted: Dec. 31 2002,4:54 pm
Post # 3
New Years resolutions we can keep.. Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
I want to gain weight. Put on at least 15 pounds. Stop exercising. Waste of time. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. Procrastinate more. Drink. Drink some more. Take up a new habit: smoking. Spend at least $50 a month on stripers at the Bum Bum club Spend more time at work. Take a vacation to someplace important: like to see the largest ball of twine. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. Quit giving money & time to charity. Start being superstitious. Play the lottery more often and have dreams of grandeur. Act like an idiot at work and not get any real work done. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a rope for a belt. Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms. Personal goal: learn karaoke
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jordy
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Posted: Jan. 02 2003,5:56 pm
Post # 12
My photoshop skills aren't that advanced to slip her in behind the real wheel. I could always cut it out, put her in, and then put the wheel back in, but that seems like an awful lot of work for something that was a joke to begin with.