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Carrera Elite Male

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Posted: Aug. 19 2005,7:01 am

Post # 1

Two weeks ago was my birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember."

The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, my secretary knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go. We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place.

We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday... and there on the couch I sat... naked

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GlassMan

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Posted: Aug. 19 2005,8:07 am

Post # 2

Go ahead and laugh....happened to me once. :rolleyes

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gorillastyle Male

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Posted: Aug. 19 2005,8:50 am

Post # 3

Thats a good one!! :rotflmao

never under estmate the power of the belly!!

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RiverLiver Male

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Posted: Aug. 19 2005,8:53 am

Post # 4

Don't Be a Hater

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DANA Dave

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Posted: Aug. 19 2005,11:31 am

Post # 5

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RachelleRush Female

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Posted: Aug. 19 2005,2:07 pm

Post # 6

and then what happened? big orgy party? :jumpie

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Havasu Doug Male

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Posted: Aug. 19 2005,5:00 pm

Post # 7

BTW, welcome RachelleRush to the

HD Forums! :good

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stingray

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Posted: Aug. 19 2005,5:59 pm

Post # 8

doh!!

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LASINC

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Posted: Aug. 19 2005,9:59 pm

Post # 9

Don't you just hate it when that happens. :stupid

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GoFastRacer Male

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Posted: Aug. 20 2005,5:43 am

Post # 10

That's too funny!.. :good

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RachelleRush Female

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Posted: Aug. 21 2005,9:10 pm

Post # 11

thank H-dogg. :beer

it's good to be here. You boys be nice now, y'all herrrd? sorry, I'm not this ghetto. I'm just excited.

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Carrera Elite Male

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Posted: Aug. 22 2005,3:38 pm

Post # 12

WELCOME R.R.!! Just gotta watch out for the Tucson group, They can get kinda rowdy sometimes!! :rotflmao

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weldwade

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Posted: Aug. 22 2005,3:57 pm

Post # 13

Sounds like the Wife set his ass up!!! :fouet

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