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NakedTurtle
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It's not mine....
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,1:11 pm |
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"Steak & Blowjob Day."
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world
Goin to the river to destroy my liver!  |
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BarryMac
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N. San Diego & Lake Martinez
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,1:33 pm |
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| Quote (NakedTurtle @ Feb. 17 2006,1:11 pm) |
"Steak & Blowjob Day."
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world |
Are you going to be participating Naked Turtle??? 
RIVER! If you have to ask you wont understand...
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Ziggy
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,2:02 pm |
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| Quote (gjb @ Feb. 17 2006,12:59 pm) | | Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 17 2006,1:55 pm) | | Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,12:50 pm) | | Quote (stingray @ Feb. 17 2006,2:36 pm) | I vote no and stick with the deal I have now  Â Â  |
And what would that deal be??  |
see post #2 Â |
There is definitely some lying going on here, no man alive gets it that much, married or otherwise, unless however he is      0 - Gay in 6 posts, a new record... |
You moofer-ucker.......gayin' up the place again....
Go find TW and have your way with him 
Ain't life Grand? Treat it that way. The Love of my Life, Jan.  |
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tamalewagon
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,2:38 pm |
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| Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 17 2006,2:02 pm) | | Quote (gjb @ Feb. 17 2006,12:59 pm) | | Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 17 2006,1:55 pm) | | Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,12:50 pm) | | Quote (stingray @ Feb. 17 2006,2:36 pm) | | I vote no and stick with the deal I have now   |
And what would that deal be?? |
see post #2 Â |
There is definitely some lying going on here, no man alive gets it that much, married or otherwise, unless however he is     0 - Gay in 6 posts, a new record... |
You moofer-ucker.......gayin' up the place again....
Go find TW and have your way with him |
Getting homophobic Zig? That's a sure sign of a closet homosexual! Ask GJB for instructions on how to come out of the closet. The first is to buy a Carrera "squirt" boat 
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Ziggy
Cancer
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Oceanside, Ca./Lake Havasu, Az.
Posts: 7,441
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2016 Nordic 26 Deck
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,2:43 pm |
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| Quote (tamalewagon @ Feb. 17 2006,1:38 pm) | | Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 17 2006,2:02 pm) | | Quote (gjb @ Feb. 17 2006,12:59 pm) | | Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 17 2006,1:55 pm) | | Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,12:50 pm) | | Quote (stingray @ Feb. 17 2006,2:36 pm) | | I vote no and stick with the deal I have now   |
And what would that deal be?? |
see post #2 Â |
There is definitely some lying going on here, no man alive gets it that much, married or otherwise, unless however he is     0 - Gay in 6 posts, a new record... |
You moofer-ucker.......gayin' up the place again....
Go find TW and have your way with him |
Getting homophobic Zig?  That's a sure sign of a closet homosexual!  Ask GJB for instructions on how to come out of the closet.  The first is to buy a Carrera "squirt" boat      |
I have no interest in stealing your boy from ya TW.....
I'm past the squirter boat part of my life.
Edited by Ziggy on Feb. 17 2006,2:44 pm
Ain't life Grand? Treat it that way. The Love of my Life, Jan. |
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Tuchop
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,4:49 pm |
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I'll inform my wife immediately. As far as "it should be like that everyday" I'll try and get this locked in and then negotiate
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tamalewagon
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San Diego
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,4:50 pm |
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| Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 17 2006,2:43 pm) | | Quote (tamalewagon @ Feb. 17 2006,1:38 pm) | | Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 17 2006,2:02 pm) | | Quote (gjb @ Feb. 17 2006,12:59 pm) | | Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 17 2006,1:55 pm) | | Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,12:50 pm) | | Quote (stingray @ Feb. 17 2006,2:36 pm) | | I vote no and stick with the deal I have now   |
And what would that deal be?? |
see post #2 Â |
There is definitely some lying going on here, no man alive gets it that much, married or otherwise, unless however he is     0 - Gay in 6 posts, a new record... |
You moofer-ucker.......gayin' up the place again....
Go find TW and have your way with him |
Getting homophobic Zig?  That's a sure sign of a closet homosexual!  Ask GJB for instructions on how to come out of the closet.  The first is to buy a Carrera "squirt" boat      |
I have no interest in stealing your boy from ya TW.....
I'm past the squirter boat part of my life. |
And don't you forget it Zig! He's MY bitch!
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LASINC
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HDF PW in training!
Yorba Linda, CA
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,5:53 pm |
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I'll try convincing my wife of this allegedly holiday.
I'm sure it will go over well.
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Wifey
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,6:58 pm |
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You mean I'm only obligated to oblige my man ONCE a year...sounds like a cool deal to me
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Wifey
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,7:58 pm |
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| Quote (RiverLiver @ Feb. 17 2006,7:55 pm) | | Quote (Wifey @ Feb. 17 2006,6:58 pm) | | You mean I'm only obligated to oblige my man ONCE a year...sounds like a cool deal to me   |
That sucks  |
Poor Miller whoever started this thread will be on his shit list for a while! LOL I had no idea I only had to give it up ONCE a year...Miller had me brainwashed...thanks for shedding some light on the situation 
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