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Post Icon Posted: June 17 2003,11:43 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Was playing some tennis tonight when I had pointed out to me that two chicks were walking by kissing.

Gotta say I was distracted for a little bit.  To top it off, they weren't so bad looking either!

What is it with women that they can get away with it and still make it look way sexy!?

If a guy tried that, not only would I puke all over them, I would then have to scub my eyes with a brush to get the mental pic out.

I think I'm gonna become a lesbian also!


Edited by locogringo on June 17 2003,11:43 pm
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I'm with you on this one LG.  Two women together do not bother be one bit, but 2 guys do.  Call it a double standard, but that's the way it is. :D






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Post Icon Posted: June 18 2003,7:13 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (locogringo @ June 17 2003,11:43 pm)
I think I'm gonna become a lesbian also!

You just now are thinking that?  Hell, I've been a lesbian for years, trapped in a man's body...   :good


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Post Icon Posted: June 18 2003,11:39 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (jordanpaulk @ June 18 2003,7:13 am)
Quote (locogringo @ June 17 2003,11:43 pm)
I think I'm gonna become a lesbian also!

You just now are thinking that?  Hell, I've been a lesbian for years, trapped in a man's body...   :good

Well I guess this joke goes good with this thread. :rotflmao



An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat
sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him and asked, Are you a real cowboy?
He replied, Well, I've spent my whole life on a ranch, herding
horses, mending fences and so forth so I guess I am.

She said, I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking of
women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, work, drive, watch T.V. whatever, everything seems to make me think of women.

The two sat sipping in silence.
A little later, a man sat down on the other side of the cowboy.
He asked, Are you a real cowboy?
The old cowboy replied. Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.  :rotflmao


Edited by SouthBay RB on June 18 2003,11:40 am


When you got Booze and Chicks,

You got DRUNK Chicks.
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Post Icon Posted: June 18 2003,12:32 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (locogringo @ June 17 2003,11:43 pm)
I think I'm gonna become a lesbian also!

Lesbians are cool. As long as they are cute. :good  :D Just thought I would put my two cents in.  :jumpie


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Post Icon Posted: June 18 2003,12:56 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (Mrs.Knuckle Head @ June 18 2003,12:32 pm)
Quote (locogringo @ June 17 2003,11:43 pm)
I think I'm gonna become a lesbian also!

Lesbians are cool. As long as they are cute. :good  :D Just thought I would put my two cents in.  :jumpie

Not sure how to read that but I agree wif you.


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THANK YOU MRS KNUCKLE HEAD :good


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Post Icon Posted: June 18 2003,2:51 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (blown 472 @ June 18 2003,12:56 pm)
Quote (Mrs.Knuckle Head @ June 18 2003,12:32 pm)
Quote (locogringo @ June 17 2003,11:43 pm)
I think I'm gonna become a lesbian also!

Lesbians are cool. As long as they are cute. :good  :D Just thought I would put my two cents in.  :jumpie

Not sure how to read that but I agree wif you.

YOU! don't know how to read that. Put yourself in my shoes :jumpie  :jumpie  :jumpie  :jumpie


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Post Icon Posted: June 18 2003,4:24 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (Knuckle head @ June 18 2003,3:51 pm)
Quote (blown 472 @ June 18 2003,12:56 pm)
Quote (Mrs.Knuckle Head @ June 18 2003,12:32 pm)
Quote (locogringo @ June 17 2003,11:43 pm)
I think I'm gonna become a lesbian also!

Lesbians are cool. As long as they are cute. :good  :D Just thought I would put my two cents in.  :jumpie

Not sure how to read that but I agree wif you.

YOU! don't know how to read that. Put yourself in my shoes :jumpie  :jumpie  :jumpie  :jumpie

I would say that you are one lucky man!!!!! :good  :D


Edited by miller19j on June 18 2003,4:24 pm


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Post Icon Posted: June 18 2003,8:59 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (miller19j @ June 18 2003,4:24 pm)
Quote (Knuckle head @ June 18 2003,3:51 pm)
Quote (blown 472 @ June 18 2003,12:56 pm)
Quote (Mrs.Knuckle Head @ June 18 2003,12:32 pm)
Quote (locogringo @ June 17 2003,11:43 pm)
I think I'm gonna become a lesbian also!

Lesbians are cool. As long as they are cute. :good  :D Just thought I would put my two cents in.  :jumpie

Not sure how to read that but I agree wif you.

YOU! don't know how to read that. Put yourself in my shoes :jumpie  :jumpie  :jumpie  :jumpie

I would say that you are one lucky man!!!!! :good  :D

:rolleyes

:D

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