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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 03 2003,4:28 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

One of our members (kphayes) would like to prepare for OP6 by hearing all the jokes folks will have to say about his egg beater/refridgerator style boat. Can we all help him out so he can prepare with witty come backs before he meets all the mean boat folks. :p
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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 03 2003,5:40 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

I would have to say before you start to bag someone on there choice of boat & motor, let's start with how fast will that Jucuzzi go? Do all jet's suck or is it just me! What do you mean your jet can't do 80 mph, can it do 80klm's! OB's like to go fast and jet's like to trail behind! That thing sure is loud for 50mph---see ya!!!

Kphayes, once they feel power of an "OB" and the speed it can produce, very hard to go to a jet!

I'am buying one of these soon and if it "SUCK'S", I will just give it to my wife to play with! :rotflmao  :rotflmao


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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 03 2003,7:31 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Now now Kim...I was trying to help him out...give him a head start...he's the one that mentioned his fears of everyone's cracks :D

To be honest I wanted a jet over anything with a propeller...I hate the boats that have propellers in the back because it's too dangerous to have around kid's toes when they are learning to ski, etc...And to have to turn it off every time someone wants to get in or out of the boat is a pain. At this time in my life I'd prefer a jet...although as an experienced skier I'd play behind just about any boat.  :D
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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 03 2003,7:33 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

What! Did I say something wrong? :rotflmao

All you have to do is put it in park and the prop stop's :rotflmao


Edited by Kim Hanson on Jan. 03 2003,7:40 pm


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Kim is just upset because his boat looks like a Bass Boat :D

Edited by miller19j on Jan. 03 2003,10:13 pm


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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 03 2003,11:45 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (miller19j @ Jan. 03 2003,10:13 pm)
Kim is just upset because his boat looks like a Bass Boat :D

Just missed it by a few letter's----fast boat :D  :D  :p


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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 04 2003,12:06 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

DO you mean fast or half-fast?? :laugh  :;):


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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 04 2003,4:32 am Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Wifey really likes to stir the pot I see. :p  Thanks for getting my back Kim. The only reason I have OB's is because I couldn't afford a 25' Daytona with a Big Block that will push the boat 100+, right now. See, I like the speed AND stability.

I will take the lashings with a big smile but, whomever deals them will have to go for a ride after.

At least my doesn't look like a bass boat though, right? :D


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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 04 2003,10:07 am Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

This look's like a BASS-Boat! :rotflmao


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Dont forget to bring your oil for the mobil smoke machines. :p


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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 04 2003,4:38 pm Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (Kim Hanson @ Jan. 04 2003,10:07 am)
This look's like a BASS-Boat! :rotflmao

I think that I can see a live well in there.  :rotflmao


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I thought he just put the fish directly into the fridge? :p  :D
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:sleep see you guy's later hey! :)


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A real Evinrude

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:rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 05 2003,5:46 pm Post # 16 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

well I guess no one really wants help in polishing their witty come backs :D

I hope you all know that I personally don't give a rats behind what drags me around in the water...egg beater, dragonfly projected leaf, jet boat, pimp shiada, v-drive...you name it, if it runs and can pull a skier...I'm all over it! :D

Kim sounds like he's getting a little upset :(
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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 05 2003,6:19 pm Post # 17 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Smiley,come on now! It take's alot more than that to get me hopping :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :D


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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 05 2003,6:32 pm Post # 18 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (Kim Hanson @ Jan. 05 2003,6:19 pm)
Smiley,come on now! It take's alot more than that to get me hopping :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :D

Oh good...I don't want to hurt any feelers :D
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Who we bagging on? :sleep


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Kim,

Your boat does not look Bass....but even if it did, I love the look on the BBC/Jet owners when they get waxed by an Allison with a 2.5 on the back....Jets, VDrives, OB all have their place...Yeah, you can scam chicks in BBC, and those same chicks can watch you waxed by Bluehaired Fisherman as well.
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