HD Forums - Topic - Before you order a drink in public

No members are browsing this topic

Forum Led by: BigDog, RiverLiver

[ Track this topic :: Email this topic :: Print this topic ]

RVRGIRL

Taurus
HDF Supporter

Poopsie Bubble Buns
1,000 post flame

Lake Havasu City, AZ
Posts: 2,220
APPD 0.28
Post Rank: 29

Posted: June 16 2003,10:17 am

Post # 1

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Â Though interviewed separately,
they
concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Â Your
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in
the
ass. Â Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,
has
very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Â Your Approach: You
won't
have to approach her. Â If she's interested, she'll send YOU a
drink...............

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality:
Conservative
and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Â Your Approach: Tell her you
love to
travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and
sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Â Your Approach: Make her
feel
smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking
to
get totally drunk... and naked. Â Your Approach: Easiest hit in the
joint.
You have been blessed. Â Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not
to
make her mad!

Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what
happens
there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as
always,
very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image
to
help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

:beer