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Posted: Oct. 10 2007,8:31 am

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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

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Posted: Oct. 10 2007,11:43 am

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Posted: Oct. 10 2007,2:27 pm

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Trust No One ............................................................................ the truth is out there! :alien

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Posted: Oct. 10 2007,4:45 pm

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Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 10 2007,8:31 am)

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After Â the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

:laugh

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Posted: Oct. 10 2007,6:22 pm

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The way I look at it, it ain't stealin'....it's spreading the joy

It's a fact of Life:

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Posted: Oct. 10 2007,7:24 pm

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Oct. 10 2007,4:45 pm)

Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 10 2007,8:31 am)

THEIF!! Â

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Focker didn't even change it to "A Jew and an Italian". Just flat out copy/paste :eek

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Posted: Oct. 10 2007,8:51 pm

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DAMN KIDS!! :laugh

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Posted: Oct. 10 2007,9:32 pm

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FOCK you all, I forgot about it ok!.. :bebe

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Posted: Oct. 10 2007,9:33 pm

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Still focken funny!.. :bebe

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Posted: Oct. 10 2007,9:43 pm

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Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 10 2007,9:32 pm)

FOCK you all, I forgot about it ok!.. :bebe

Old Timer Disease!! :laugh

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Posted: Oct. 11 2007,7:48 am

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Oct. 10 2007,9:43 pm)

Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 10 2007,9:32 pm)

FOCK you all, I forgot about it ok!.. :bebe

Old Timer Disease!! Â :laugh

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Posted: Oct. 11 2007,9:57 am

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Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 11 2007,7:48 am)

Quote (Carrera Elite @ Oct. 10 2007,9:43 pm)

Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 10 2007,9:32 pm)

FOCK you all, I forgot about it ok!.. :bebe

Old Timer Disease!! Â :laugh

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