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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 12 2007,5:57 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A HDF subscriber was seated next to a Hot Boat Forum subscriber  on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The HDFer asked for a bottle of 99 Bananas, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Hot Boat subscriber if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen OP6Cers than let CHEAP liquor touch my lips."

The HDFer then said; "Hell yeah! I'll take his drink and get my camera!" :p

Edited by gigamurph on Oct. 12 2007,5:58 pm

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 12 2007,7:13 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  :good  :beer  :drama
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:rotflmao I can see this joke is going to go a long ways!.. :rolleyes  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 12 2007,8:43 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:good  :laugh :rotflmao  :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 12 2007,9:54 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 12 2007,8:39 pm)
:rotflmao I can see this joke is going to go a long ways!.. :rolleyes  :laugh  :rotflmao

With you involved GFR, we'll see it at least every other day! :p BTW; I didn't mention it earlier, but I'd like to dedicate this version to you GFR!  :good

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 12 2007,9:59 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 12 2007,8:39 pm)
:rotflmao I can see this joke is going to go a long ways!.. :rolleyes  :laugh  :rotflmao

With you involved GFR, we'll see it at least every other day! :p BTW; I didn't mention it earlier, but I'd like to dedicate this version to you GFR!  :good

Gee tanks bunch there buddy!.. :finger  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 12 2007,10:08 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 12 2007,8:39 pm)
:rotflmao I can see this joke is going to go a long ways!.. :rolleyes  :laugh  :rotflmao

With you involved GFR, we'll see it at least every other day! :p BTW; I didn't mention it earlier, but I'd like to dedicate this version to you GFR!  :good

Gee tanks bunch there buddy!.. :finger  :laugh  :rotflmao

Da nada. :ass  :p  At least I didn't dedicate the "A lesbian and a tuna sandwich...." joke to ya! :p

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 12 2007,10:39 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
too funny  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 13 2007,5:38 am Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (gigamurph @ Oct. 12 2007,10:08 pm)
 At least I didn't dedicate the "A lesbian and a tuna sandwich...." joke to ya! :p

Hmm..Haven't heard that one......

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 13 2007,5:49 am Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (gigamurph @ Oct. 12 2007,10:08 pm)
Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 12 2007,9:59 pm)
Quote (gigamurph @ Oct. 12 2007,9:54 pm)
Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 12 2007,8:39 pm)
:rotflmao I can see this joke is going to go a long ways!.. :rolleyes  :laugh  :rotflmao

With you involved GFR, we'll see it at least every other day! :p BTW; I didn't mention it earlier, but I'd like to dedicate this version to you GFR!  :good

Gee tanks bunch there buddy!.. :finger  :laugh  :rotflmao

Da nada. :ass  :p  At least I didn't dedicate the "A lesbian and a tuna sandwich...." joke to ya! :p

LMAO!.. :good  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 13 2007,9:36 am Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Carrera Elite @ Oct. 13 2007,5:38 am)
Quote (gigamurph @ Oct. 12 2007,10:08 pm)
At least I didn't dedicate the "A lesbian and a tuna sandwich...." joke to ya! :p

Hmm..Haven't heard that one......

....and I'd like to dedicate this to Carrera Elite....

A BLIND lesbian was seated next to a tuna fish sandwich on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, orders were taken. The lesbian asked for a bottle of Eve(douche for the unknowing) , which was promptly brought and placed before her.

The flight attendant then asked the tuna fish sandwich if it needed a bottle.

But before the sandwich could respond, the BLIND lesbian leaned over towards the sandwich and cooed, "Pay no attention to her because I think you smell good enough to eat just the way you are."

(My apologies if you find the above joke offensive; but hhhheeeeyyyy....) :p

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 13 2007,9:52 am Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh Thanks Gig!!  :laugh  :D

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Oct. 13 2007,9:52 am)
:laugh Thanks Gig!!  :laugh  :D

Don't mention it CE. da gig is just a giver like that. :p

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That's too funny!... :D  :good  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 14 2007,4:08 pm Post # 15 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Even funnier than the others! :D

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 14 2007,4:22 pm Post # 16 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
10000 Variations to a theme.... :laugh  :D

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Oct. 14 2007,4:22 pm)
10000 Variations to a theme.... :laugh  :D

Well we're doin' our share. When ya helpin' out and throwin' your version out? :stupid  :p

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 14 2007,5:09 pm Post # 18 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I'll wait to see what other combinations others come up with first.... :D

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Oct. 14 2007,5:09 pm)
I'll wait to see what other combinations others come up with first.... :D

C'mon; don't be a....
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I'll wait to see what other combinations others come up with first.... :D

C'mon; don't be a....
:p

Red X?? :stupid

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Oh.....Right... :rolleyes

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:laugh  :rotflmao
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