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January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
  ; ;
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
box said "2-4 years!"
 
April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
 
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
 
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
car swamped because soft-top was open.
 
September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October
Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
 
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
 
December
Couldn't call 911 . "duh"..... there's no "eleven"
Button on the stupid phone!!!

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:laugh Cute!! :D

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That's not funny at all. I gotta live with this.

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Quote (WATERDOG @ Oct. 24 2007,2:49 pm)
That's not funny at all. I gotta live with this.

You Can Relearn...... :laugh  :D

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Quote (WATERDOG @ Oct. 24 2007,2:49 pm)
That's not funny at all. I gotta live with this.

LMAO!.. :D  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Those were good



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