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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 08 2007,9:06 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
What not to say,To the wife, Ok I'm still new to this, we have only been together for 11 years now, But she said she was going to take some new drugs, and it will make her moody, and cranky, well I said, how long ago did you start taking them, WRONG ANSWER!!!!! I was not thinking before I said that.



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:laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh

All mine would say is "pay back's a bitch", and it would way exceed the original infraction!.. :rolleyes  :laugh  :rotflmao

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i tell mine  to quit acting like your mom :D

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Bet that goes over real well!.. :eek  :laugh
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There are times when it's good to hide weapons!.. :eek  :D  :laugh
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"One of you is Crazy!!!"

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Quote (lawbreaker2 @ Dec. 08 2007,10:06 pm)
What not to say,To the wife, Ok I'm still new to this, we have only been together for 11 years now, But she said she was going to take some new drugs, and it will make her moody, and cranky, well I said, how long ago did you start taking them, WRONG ANSWER!!!!! I was not thinking before I said that.

Has The Swelling Gone Down, So You Can Open Your Eyes, Yet??? :stupid

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Quote (lawbreaker2 @ Dec. 08 2007,9:06 pm)
What not to say,To the wife, Ok I'm still new to this, we have only been together for 11 years now, But she said she was going to take some new drugs, and it will make her moody, and cranky, well I said, how long ago did you start taking them, WRONG ANSWER!!!!! I was not thinking before I said that.

I think my wife takes those same drugs. You will soon learn moody and cranky is an understatement. Hide all weapons today.

Edited by WATERDOG on Dec. 09 2007,9:02 am

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Yoou'll Still Have To Watch For The Flying Pots, Pans, Glasses, Dishes........

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The whole damn kitchen!.. :laugh
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Quote (GoFastRacer @ Dec. 09 2007,9:58 am)
The whole damn kitchen!.. :laugh

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Better keep her out of the garage.

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Would be disastrous for sure!. :eek
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Quote (AZKC @ Dec. 09 2007,7:49 am)
"One of you is Crazy!!!"

:eek

:laugh

I read that on HB, I think its T&B's sig line  :good

:beer MY wife knows better than to heav shit at me,it comes back twice as fast,and i have better aim :D

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WOW



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What not to say,To the wife, Ok I'm still new to this, we have only been together for 11 years now, But she said she was going to take some new drugs, and it will make her moody, and cranky, well I said, how long ago did you start taking them, WRONG ANSWER!!!!! I was not thinking before I said that.

Has The Swelling Gone Down, So You Can Open Your Eyes, Yet??? :stupid

She did not throw anything at me this time.



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Quote (AZKC @ Dec. 09 2007,7:49 am)
"One of you is Crazy!!!"

:eek

:laugh

I read that on HB, I think its T&B's sig line  :good

:beer MY wife knows better than to heav shit at me,it comes back twice as fast,and i have better aim :D

:eek  :eek  :eek  :laugh
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What not to say,To the wife, Ok I'm still new to this, we have only been together for 11 years now, But she said she was going to take some new drugs, and it will make her moody, and cranky, well I said, how long ago did you start taking them, WRONG ANSWER!!!!! I was not thinking before I said that.

Has The Swelling Gone Down, So You Can Open Your Eyes, Yet??? :stupid

She did not throw anything at me this time.

But the debt still has to be paid, be aware!.. :beat  :laugh
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Quote (AZKC @ Dec. 09 2007,7:49 am)
"One of you is Crazy!!!"

:eek

:laugh

I read that on HB, I think its T&B's sig line  :good

:beer MY wife knows better than to heav shit at me,it comes back twice as fast,and i have better aim :D

I am with ya on that!! :D  :good

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What not to say,To the wife, Ok I'm still new to this, we have only been together for 11 years now, But she said she was going to take some new drugs, and it will make her moody, and cranky, well I said, how long ago did you start taking them, WRONG ANSWER!!!!! I was not thinking before I said that.

Has The Swelling Gone Down, So You Can Open Your Eyes, Yet??? :stupid

She did not throw anything at me this time.

YET!! :laugh

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What not to say,To the wife, Ok I'm still new to this, we have only been together for 11 years now, But she said she was going to take some new drugs, and it will make her moody, and cranky, well I said, how long ago did you start taking them, WRONG ANSWER!!!!! I was not thinking before I said that.

Has The Swelling Gone Down, So You Can Open Your Eyes, Yet??? :stupid

She did not throw anything at me this time.

But the debt still has to be paid, be aware!.. :beat  :laugh

In there eye's dept's are never paid they just keep going and going, Plus they keep them hangin over your head forever! :D

Injected is nice, But I'd rather be Blown 
         
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What not to say,To the wife, Ok I'm still new to this, we have only been together for 11 years now, But she said she was going to take some new drugs, and it will make her moody, and cranky, well I said, how long ago did you start taking them, WRONG ANSWER!!!!! I was not thinking before I said that.

Has The Swelling Gone Down, So You Can Open Your Eyes, Yet??? :stupid

She did not throw anything at me this time.

But the debt still has to be paid, be aware!.. :beat  :laugh

In there eye's dept's are never paid they just keep going and going, Plus they keep them hangin over your head forever! :D

That Ain't No Joke!!

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What not to say,To the wife, Ok I'm still new to this, we have only been together for 11 years now, But she said she was going to take some new drugs, and it will make her moody, and cranky, well I said, how long ago did you start taking them, WRONG ANSWER!!!!! I was not thinking before I said that.

Has The Swelling Gone Down, So You Can Open Your Eyes, Yet??? :stupid

She did not throw anything at me this time.

But the debt still has to be paid, be aware!.. :beat  :laugh

In there eye's dept's are never paid they just keep going and going, Plus they keep them hangin over your head forever! :D

That is very true, I still get reminded of $hit that happened 20 years ago!.. :rolleyes  :laugh
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What not to say,To the wife, Ok I'm still new to this, we have only been together for 11 years now, But she said she was going to take some new drugs, and it will make her moody, and cranky, well I said, how long ago did you start taking them, WRONG ANSWER!!!!! I was not thinking before I said that.

Has The Swelling Gone Down, So You Can Open Your Eyes, Yet??? :stupid

She did not throw anything at me this time.

But the debt still has to be paid, be aware!.. :beat  :laugh

In there eye's dept's are never paid they just keep going and going, Plus they keep them hangin over your head forever! :D

That is very true, I still get reminded of $hit that happened 20 years ago!.. :rolleyes  :laugh

Anin't that the truth. I don't even remember half the stuff she does.



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