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Posted: Jan. 13 2008,7:01 am

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A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note: "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM." Signed, "The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note: "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

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Posted: Jan. 13 2008,11:41 am

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Posted: Jan. 13 2008,12:45 pm

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Posted: Jan. 14 2008,7:18 am

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I was wondering where my Wife came up with the extra money.

"It seemed like a hell of an idea at the time".

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Posted: Jan. 14 2008,8:13 am

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DOH!

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Posted: Jan. 14 2008,11:36 am

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Can't wait to tell this one to the wife. Gotta hope see gets it. I'll bet take the first thing she says is "I hope the kid is OK". I'll also bet that my blond is more blond than yours.

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Posted: Jan. 14 2008,12:49 pm

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Maybe both of our wives were involved

"It seemed like a hell of an idea at the time".

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Posted: Jan. 14 2008,1:20 pm

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OMG

Too Funny!!! :good

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Posted: Jan. 14 2008,3:20 pm

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Quote (DoubleDownD's @ Jan. 14 2008,1:20 pm)

OMG

Too Funny!!! :good

DoubleDown, I never asked, Are you blond too?

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Posted: Jan. 15 2008,6:45 am

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao

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Posted: Jan. 15 2008,10:21 am

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Quote (WATERDOG @ Jan. 14 2008,3:20 pm)

Quote (DoubleDownD's @ Jan. 14 2008,1:20 pm)

OMG

Too Funny!!! :good

DoubleDown, I never asked, Are you blond too?

I'm a Dirty Blonde :rotflmao

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Posted: Jan. 15 2008,10:24 am

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Quote (DoubleDownD's @ Jan. 15 2008,11:21 am)

I'm a Dirty Blonde Â :rotflmao

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Posted: Jan. 15 2008,12:41 pm

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Quote (DoubleDownD's @ Jan. 15 2008,10:21 am)

Quote (WATERDOG @ Jan. 14 2008,3:20 pm)

Quote (DoubleDownD's @ Jan. 14 2008,1:20 pm)

OMG

Too Funny!!! :good

DoubleDown, I never asked, Are you blond too?

I'm a Dirty Blonde Â :rotflmao

I knew it. :good

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Posted: Jan. 16 2008,3:19 pm

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Injected is nice, But I'd rather be BlownÂ
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Posted: Jan. 17 2008,8:22 am

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My wife made me some Nestle Tollhouse cookies last nite. I had to eat one just so I could tell her how good they were. :banghead

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Posted: Jan. 17 2008,9:51 am

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A blond and a brunette walked outside, and the brunette said, "Oh look a dead bird". The blond started looking up into the sky and said, "where"?

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Posted: Jan. 17 2008,2:27 pm

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Quote (David @ Jan. 17 2008,9:51 am)

A blond and a brunette walked outside, and the brunette said, "Oh look a dead bird". Â The blond started looking up into the sky and said, "where"?

I'm gonna tell the wife that you posted this just for her. :bebe

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Posted: Jan. 18 2008,8:33 am

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Well David your not in trouble. I was gonna have her call you an raise hell for making fun of blonds. Only one small problem, she didn't get it. After explaining it three times she finally got it. :banghead

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Posted: Jan. 18 2008,9:12 am

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How about this one. Â A blond and a brunette was walking down the street together, and the brunette asked the blond if she knew how to tell if someone was a smart blond? Â The blond walking with her started bobbing her head left to right as she walked and then said slowly, "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know," and keeping time with her bobbing head.

Edited by David on Jan. 18 2008,9:13 am

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Posted: Feb. 12 2008,5:12 pm

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Posted: Feb. 12 2008,9:37 pm

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Only post whores resurect threads from a month ago!!! :jumpie

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Posted: Feb. 12 2008,9:40 pm

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Quote (HemiDude @ Feb. 12 2008,9:37 pm)

Only post whores resurect threads from a month ago!!! :jumpie

Well..........I was taught this trick from CE. :rotflmao

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Posted: Feb. 12 2008,9:51 pm

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LMAO...

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Posted: Feb. 12 2008,9:56 pm

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Quote (LASINC @ Feb. 12 2008,9:40 pm)

Quote (HemiDude @ Feb. 12 2008,9:37 pm)

Only post whores resurect threads from a month ago!!! :jumpie

Well..........I was taught this trick from CE. :rotflmao

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Posted: Feb. 13 2008,9:20 am

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Quote (HemiDude @ Feb. 12 2008,9:56 pm)

Quote (LASINC @ Feb. 12 2008,9:40 pm)

Quote (HemiDude @ Feb. 12 2008,9:37 pm)

Only post whores resurect threads from a month ago!!! :jumpie

Well..........I was taught this trick from CE. Â :rotflmao

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