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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 26 2008,7:10 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Saw the premiere last night...pretty good... :cool  :good

John Rich is gonna make C&W singers out of Carnie Wilson, Maureen McCormick, Julio Iglesias Jr., Dee Snider, Diana DeGarmo, Sisqo and Bobby Brown (yea right)...John knows his stuff.



Best part of the show is the HUGE Log Cabin home they are housed in... :eek  :beer

Should be a fun tune-in for Friday night... ;)
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I'll pass!.. :D
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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 27 2008,7:31 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Oh, That Should Be Interesting......

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 27 2008,7:36 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
DeeSnider? :stupid

What's it gonna be....Twisted half-sister uncle Brother?  :laugh

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Quote (GlassMan @ Jan. 27 2008,7:36 am)
DeeSnider? :stupid

What's it gonna be....Twisted half-sister uncle Brother?  :laugh

That's funny right there!   :rotflmao

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I hope the old lady doesn't find out about this.....I'll get stuck watchin it.   :break

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 27 2008,9:29 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I watched the first 10-15 minutes. I'm done with it.

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 28 2008,7:16 am Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Not to jack your thread Shue, I was home early the other day from the office working on my Performance Review or the lack there of  :laugh , I switched on the TV and landed on CMT, they have a show on called "My Redneck Wedding", OMG, I was laughing so hard, it had to be one of the most entertaining (read as funny) shows I have seen in a long time. I was amazed that people actually do what these people were doing. BTW, one of the episodes that I caught was taking place in beautiful Norco... :D :D :D

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Quote (BarryMac @ Jan. 28 2008,7:16 am)
Not to jack your thread Shue, I was home early the other day from the office working on my Performance Review or the lack there of  :laugh , I switched on the TV and landed on CMT, they have a show on called "My Redneck Wedding", OMG, I was laughing so hard, it had to be one of the most entertaining (read as funny) shows I have seen in a long time. I was amazed that people actually do what these people were doing. BTW, one of the episodes that I caught was taking place in beautiful Norco... :D :D :D

LMAO... :laugh   I loved the outhouses at the reception... :rotflmao  :good
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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 28 2008,7:20 am Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Yee-Haw, sheet howdy.....gonna go kick my dawg and come home drunk.
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Quote (Ziggy @ Jan. 28 2008,7:20 am)
Yee-Haw, sheet howdy.....gonna go kick my dawg and come home drunk.
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TOP TEN - YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK WEDDING LIST:

10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters

9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?"

8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts

7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That"

6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden

5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"... some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"

4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"

3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos

2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster truck rally

....And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding...

Sign in front of the church: No Shirt... No Shoes... No Problem!

:rotflmao

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That's funny!.. :D  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 28 2008,7:42 am Post # 13 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (shueman @ Jan. 28 2008,7:28 am)
Quote (Ziggy @ Jan. 28 2008,7:20 am)
Yee-Haw, sheet howdy.....gonna go kick my dawg and come home drunk.
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TOP TEN - YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK WEDDING LIST:

10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters

9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?"

8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts

7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That"

6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden

5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"... some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"

4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"

3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos

2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster truck rally

....And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding...

Sign in front of the church: No Shirt... No Shoes... No Problem!


:rotflmao

:rotflmao  :rotflmao
Dayum, dat funny chit raht dare :laugh

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YOU'RE KNOW YOU'RE AT AN UPPER-CLASS REDNECK WEDDING IF:


1. There's a tangy béarnaise sauce served with the possum

2. The bride's gift registry specifies no rebuilt truck parts

3. The fiddler has waxed his bow, his truck, his boots and his mustache for the festivities

4. None of the girls lined up to catch the bouquet is pregnant

5. No one is allowed on the dance floor barefooted

6. The couple's honeymoon plans include a hotel room stay overnight

7. The kids get a separate hotel room

8. All road kill served in the buffet has been USDA approved

9. The rental limousine has 4 wheel drive

10. Friends, family and guests are de-loused as they enter the wedding hall

11. The preacher removes his hat before starting the ceremony

12. The bingo game at the other end of the hall is stopped for the ceremony

13. There are no tractors or mules parked outside

14. The flowers don't have to be returned to the funeral home

15. The bride is all white, except for a few gravy stains on her undershirt

16. The fleet farm boutique has fashion-coordinated the bridesmaid dresses

17. No one in the bride's family appeared in last night's stag party movies


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:rotflmao  :laugh  :rotflmao  :good
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I Watched "Gone Country" Last Night......Dee Schnider Is Going To Make It Interesting......

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dad gum eet

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