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SummitKarl
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Posted: Feb. 07 2008,9:56 am |
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Hillary Clinton
Was sworn in today as President She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this.
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly! The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,
"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears..
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,
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"Go to the theater."  
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Posted: Feb. 07 2008,10:47 am |
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Posted: Feb. 07 2008,12:38 pm |
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ha! love it. I'm moving to Canada if she becomes president.
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Posted: Feb. 12 2008,4:37 pm |
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That is hilarious.
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Posted: Feb. 13 2008,9:29 am |
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| Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 13 2008,9:05 am) | | Quote (lakebound @ Feb. 07 2008,12:48 pm) | | Quote (PoonToonBabe @ Feb. 07 2008,12:38 pm) | | ha! Â love it. I'm moving to Canada if she becomes president. |
I don't like Canada that much.  Â  Â Â I would move to some remote island. Â  |
yeah, where its warmer and you don't need much to wear. Â |
I'd move to Brazil...
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Posted: Feb. 15 2008,6:38 am |
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Too funny!.. 
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Posted: Feb. 15 2008,1:30 pm |
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Dying Priest
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had
faithfully served the people of the Nation's capital in Washington, D. C. He motioned for
his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see former President Bill Clinton and
Senator Hillary Clinton before I die," whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father." replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response.
Soon the word arrived; the Clinton's would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, "I don't know why the old priest wanted to see us, but it will certainly help our images and it might even get me elected President. After all, I'm in it to win it!"
Bill agreed - it was a very good thing for her campaign once they put out a press release about it.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the old priest took Bill's hand in his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally, Bill spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have
chosen, why did you choose us to be with you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
"Amen!" said Bill.
"Amen!" said Hillary.
The old priest continued, "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same
It's a fact of Life:
After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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Posted: Feb. 18 2008,6:51 am |
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| Quote (GlassMan @ Feb. 15 2008,2:30 pm) | Dying Priest
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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had
faithfully served the people of the Nation's capital in Washington, D. C. He motioned for
his nurse to  come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see former President Bill Clinton and
Senator Hillary Clinton before I die," whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father." replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response.
Soon the word arrived; the Clinton's would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, "I don't know why the  old priest wanted to see us, but it will certainly help our images and it might even get me elected President. After all, I'm in it to win it!"
Bill agreed - it was a very good thing for her campaign once they put out a  press release about it.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the old priest took Bill's hand in his  right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of  serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally, Bill spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have
chosen, why did  you choose us to be with you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our  Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
"Amen!" said Bill.
"Amen!" said Hillary.
The old priest continued, "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same   |
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Posted: Feb. 18 2008,6:59 am |
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Oh man, that is a good one!..
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