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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 20 2008,7:08 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, you
would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

if it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 20 2008,7:46 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Damn, why didn't I think of that!. :banghead  :laugh
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Hey Joe, do you think we can save all those can we sank to the bottom of my Dad's pond.



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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 20 2008,8:58 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Hey Joe, do you think we can save all those can we sank to the bottom of my Dad's pond.

hhhmmmm if we did we'd be RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all
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That's a plan for me... :drink  :beer  Just can't afford the gas to get to the liquor store... :D
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Gotta setup a delivery plan here!. :D  :good  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 21 2008,11:55 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Every few months we turn in all the plastic bottles and cans we used. Often it pays for a real nice night out or weekend fuel funds. :good
Summers we collect even more when we clean a beach we land on for the day in Havasu... :good Its like being paid.

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 21 2008,12:00 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Hmmm, I may need to start saving our cans.... We recycle, but I should just take them to the place down the street for a little $$ to put towards more drinking expenses. :beer
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Hmmm, I may need to start saving our cans.... We recycle, but I should just take them to the place down the street for a little $$ to put towards more drinking expenses. :beer

Now your thinking like most of us HDF'ers. :good  :D  :laugh

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Hmmm, I may need to start saving our cans.... We recycle, but I should just take them to the place down the street for a little $$ to put towards more drinking expenses. :beer

I've Seen Cans Bringing .80-.85 A Pound Lately....

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Hmmm, I may need to start saving our cans.... We recycle, but I should just take them to the place down the street for a little $$ to put towards more drinking expenses. :beer

I've Seen Cans Bringing .80-.85 A Pound Lately....

Were running about $1.85 with the CA CRV's. Math isn't right. Does AZ have CRV's?

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To much work. I just gamble. Sooner or later I'll hit the jackpot.



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To much work. I just gamble. Sooner or later I'll hit the jackpot.

Thanks. Speaking of the jackpot reminded me I have to buy a lotto ticket. $280.000,000, somebody's gotta win. Damn, with $280 mil, I could get a new Elimininator and be able to buy fuel to get me up and down the channel a couple of times.

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 21 2008,5:19 pm Post # 14 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Hmmm, I may need to start saving our cans.... We recycle, but I should just take them to the place down the street for a little $$ to put towards more drinking expenses. :beer

I've Seen Cans Bringing .80-.85 A Pound Lately....

Were running about $1.85 with the CA CRV's. Math isn't right. Does AZ have CRV's?

Yep, Honda Sends Them Here Too...... :laugh  :D

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Does AZ have CRV's?

No Redemption Value Here.....If We Did, It Would Be ARV's..... :D  :D

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We do cans, plastic bottles, glass...anything that has cash value... :beat  :good   Per pound prices continue to go up... :good
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Quote (sean5474 @ Feb. 21 2008,2:52 pm)
To much work. I just gamble. Sooner or later I'll hit the jackpot.

Thanks. Speaking of the jackpot reminded me I have to buy a lotto ticket. $280.000,000, somebody's gotta win. Damn, with $280 mil, I could get a new Elimininator and be able to buy fuel to get me up and down the channel a couple of times.

hell with 280 mill...you could put a real nice down payment or even possibly by Eliminator all together!!! LOL then you could get a new boat every year as a nice tax right off...lol!!!!

if it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all
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To much work. I just gamble. Sooner or later I'll hit the jackpot.

Thanks. Speaking of the jackpot reminded me I have to buy a lotto ticket. $280.000,000, somebody's gotta win. Damn, with $280 mil, I could get a new Elimininator and be able to buy fuel to get me up and down the channel a couple of times.

And even buy a brand name can of beans!.. :D
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To much work. I just gamble. Sooner or later I'll hit the jackpot.

Thanks. Speaking of the jackpot reminded me I have to buy a lotto ticket. $280.000,000, somebody's gotta win. Damn, with $280 mil, I could get a new Elimininator and be able to buy fuel to get me up and down the channel a couple of times.

And even buy a brand name can of beans!.. :D

Only if on sale.

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