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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 07 2008,11:53 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Saturday morning I got up early (4:00am), dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.


The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.


There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that sh*t?'


I still don't know if she was joking.


Trust No One ............................................................................ the truth is out there! :alien
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 07 2008,11:56 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

OOPS!!!   :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 07 2008,12:52 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

How many husbands does she have? :stupid


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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 07 2008,1:36 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (malibuken @ Mar. 07 2008,11:53 am)
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I still don't know if she was joking.

Good one... :good  :rotflmao  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 07 2008,2:34 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:laugh Doh!  :laugh


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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 07 2008,6:01 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Ha!  loved it :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 07 2008,7:23 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

That was funny.


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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 07 2008,10:24 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

I jus wanna know...deal or NO deal??? :sleep  :sleep  :sleep


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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 08 2008,5:03 am Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

That's a good one!.... :good  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 08 2008,7:51 am Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

The true definition of fishing is..a jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end of the line...


A fishing line is a piece of string with a worm on one end and a damn fool on the other.


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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 09 2008,6:26 am Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (Carrera Elite @ Mar. 08 2008,8:51 am)
The true definition of fishing is..a jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end of the line...


A fishing line is a piece of string with a worm on one end and a damn fool on the other.

Couldn't have said it better myself!.. :D  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 09 2008,7:58 am Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

I Liked It!!   :D  A Friend Of Mine Asked If He Could Bring His Fishing Pole When We Went To The Lake.....I Told Him That My Boat Wouldn't Hold Fishing Poles...... :laugh  :D


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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Mar. 09 2008,8:58 am)
I Liked It!!   :D  A Friend Of Mine Asked If He Could Bring His Fishing Pole When We Went To The Lake.....I Told Him That My Boat Wouldn't Hold Fishing Poles...... :laugh  :D

:D  :good  :laugh  :rotflmao
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