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Posted: Mar. 15 2008,10:42 am |
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HA! got this one sent to me today...
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish.He was leaving' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, sir", replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" "Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that." The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works." "O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!" The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?" "Well, what?", says the redneck. The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?"
"The FISH", replied the warden! "What fish?", replied the redneck.
Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees. You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north
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lawbreaker2
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Posted: Mar. 15 2008,10:43 am |
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Hey I'm board, let me die in peace will ya!!!!, there still snow on the ground outside.
The Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them a ll the way through the
entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
The older one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter "I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart."
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