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Post Icon Posted: April 04 2008,7:06 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

How to use Your IRS Rebate check...

As you may have heard, each of us will be getting a tax rebate check to stimulate the economy.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at yard sales.


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Post Icon Posted: April 04 2008,7:07 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Plus you won't be giving any back in the form of taxes.


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I'm spending all of mine on the 21 table.  :good




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Post Icon Posted: April 04 2008,7:12 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

The original joke was to spend it on beer and hookers!.. :laugh
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Quote (GoFastRacer @ April 04 2008,7:12 am)
The original joke was to spend it on beer and hookers!.. :laugh

I could spend it at the bunnyranch, but I don't think my wife would like that.




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Quote (GoFastRacer @ April 04 2008,7:12 am)
The original joke was to spend it on beer and hookers!.. :laugh

I could spend it at the bunnyranch, but I don't think my wife would like that.

Mine didn't see any humor in that either, can't understand why though!.. :stupid  :laugh
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I heard it cost us, the taxpayers, something like 40 million dollars for the Gub'ment to send out a letter to every US taxpayer that they "may" be getting a check...that all they had to do was file a return.

Well those f'ers just keep spending money wastefully now don't they. First of all, not everyone is getting a rebate. And don't you think that those who are, would be filing a return as required any way? :stupid

Bumbasses! Keep wasting my money - of which I ain't gonna see a dime! :beat


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Post Icon Posted: April 04 2008,7:46 am Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

I'm going to spend mine on a condo in Montana for Christmas.  :good
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Post Icon Posted: April 04 2008,7:48 am Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

And you need to report it as income on the next return :rolleyes


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Strippers. :D  :laugh  :jumpie  :beer


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Ours has already been alocated for what we had to spend on a rebuild on the boat motor :banghead   Nice to have an unexpected check cover that though as we would have just sucked it up and written the check for it....
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Quote (GoFastRacer @ April 04 2008,7:12 am)
The original joke was to spend it on beer and hookers!.. :laugh

I could spend it at the bunnyranch, but I don't think my wife would like that.

Mine didn't see any humor in that either, can't understand why though!.. :stupid  :laugh

Maybe I could talk her into spending it on both of us at the bunnyranch.  :good

I think I'd have to get her drunk first.  And she doesn't drink.   :(




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Quote (sean5474 @ April 04 2008,10:41 am)
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Quote (GoFastRacer @ April 04 2008,7:12 am)
The original joke was to spend it on beer and hookers!.. :laugh

I could spend it at the bunnyranch, but I don't think my wife would like that.

Mine didn't see any humor in that either, can't understand why though!.. :stupid  :laugh

Maybe I could talk her into spending it on both of us at the bunnyranch.  :good

I think I'd have to get her drunk first.  And she doesn't drink.   :(

Now you're cookin' with gas!   :drink :love


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Quote (lakebound @ April 04 2008,9:53 am)
Strippers. :D  :laugh  :jumpie  :beer

When And Where Are You Going?? :stupid  



:laugh  :D


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I usually end up at Christies. :good  :D  As soon as I get my check. :eek I counting the days. :laugh


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I'm not gonna see a dime, I owe $500 bucks and getting a check for $600 bucks :beat Keep it...  :fight


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The wife and I are spending our rebate on Beer and Beef.... so, if any of you happen to be in this neck of the woods on June 14, stop by and help us polish off a keg and some bbq ribs. :)


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If I get one, I'm gonna frame it. $1200 will knock me up into the next tax bracket. That 12 is gonna cost me 15.


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When Did You File Your Tax Return?? :stupid


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February 22 nd.


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The wife and I are spending our rebate on Beer and Beef.... so, if any of you happen to be in this neck of the woods on June 14, stop by and help us polish off a keg and some bbq ribs. :)

Might just havta stop by for dat.... :love  :good  :beer
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Quote (shueman @ April 04 2008,8:17 pm)
Quote (JetSet @ April 04 2008,4:22 pm)
The wife and I are spending our rebate on Beer and Beef.... so, if any of you happen to be in this neck of the woods on June 14, stop by and help us polish off a keg and some bbq ribs. :)

Might just havta stop by for dat.... :love  :good  :beer

...He May Need To Order Up Some More Beer And Beef...... :D


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Post Icon Posted: April 05 2008,8:08 am Post # 24 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Lets see, I'm not getting one, They say I make to much money and I need to pay them my back taxes, then maybe they will send me one.


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Mine is going for Goose and Rockstar!!!!!!!  :good  :beer  :drink         Lots of it ........... :puke   :jumpie

Edited by malibuken on April 05 2008,9:49 am


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