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Post Icon Posted: April 28 2008,1:59 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
OK, here's something to balance out the other post...


Got an email from a friend today, here it is untouched:

Most Syrians struggle to even read Arabic, much less have a clue about reading English.  



So, how do a group of Syrian protest leaders create the most impact with their signs by having the standard 'Death To Americans'(etc.) slogans printed in English?


Answer:

They simply hire an English-speaking civilian to translate and write their statements
into English.


Unfortunately,
in this case, they were unaware that the 'civilian' insurance company employee hired for the job was a retired US Army Sergeant! Obviously, the results were PRICELESS!


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picture is not doctored.

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After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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Post Icon Posted: April 28 2008,3:38 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
That's pretty funny right there! :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: April 28 2008,5:17 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (tonedog @ April 28 2008,3:38 pm)
That's pretty funny right there! :rotflmao

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That's way beyond funny! that's freakin' hilarious and, dare I say, prophetic!
:good  :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: April 28 2008,8:53 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Now If It's Really True!!  :good

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Post Icon Posted: April 29 2008,7:14 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Carrera Elite @ April 28 2008,8:53 pm)
Now If It's Really True!!  :good

hey, I can hope can't I?  :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: April 29 2008,12:43 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GlassMan @ April 29 2008,7:14 am)
Quote (Carrera Elite @ April 28 2008,8:53 pm)
Now If It's Really True!!  :good

hey, I can hope can't I?  :laugh

We all should hope  :good
Maybe some sort of "rain dance" would do it :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: April 29 2008,4:13 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Prolly the same guys:



Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt

"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. why do you not take it out?"

"I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No $hit?"



G o d B l es s Am e r i ca

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Post Icon Posted: April 30 2008,5:59 am Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Saw this before, it's hilarious!.. :good  :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: April 30 2008,6:09 am Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Thats funny :laugh  :good

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Post Icon Posted: April 30 2008,4:06 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Here's another one that made laugh.


http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=baddayoffice

Funny stuff. :laugh  :rotflmao  :eek

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Post Icon Posted: May 01 2008,5:09 am Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Oh God That's is some really funny sh*t right there and boy I sure feel like doing that with my puter sometimes. :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :rotflmao  :good  :break  :break  :beat

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Haven't seen that one in a long time, that is some funny $hit there!.. :good  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: May 01 2008,8:43 am Post # 13 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Purple Jurk @ May 01 2008,5:09 am)
Oh God That's is some really funny sh*t right there and boy I sure feel like doing that with my puter sometimes. :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :rotflmao  :good  :break  :break  :beat

:laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh Too True!!

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uuuuuhhhhh.....

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