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Post Icon Posted: May 05 2008,6:53 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

What is "a billion"?

Now here's a reality check!

This is too true to be funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether
you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.


A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.


B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.


C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.


D. A billion days ago no one walked on the earth on two feet.


E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.


While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans. It's amazing what you
can learn with some simple division.


Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu , is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans.
Interesting number, what does it mean?


A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.


B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.
Washington, DC, Ottawa, Canada.... HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??

Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
if he cries,
Tax his tears.

Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.

Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, Tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom!'

And when he's gone, We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!


STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

No taxes existed 100 years ago,


We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world,
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?     Can you spell 'politicians'?



What the hell happened?????  :banghead


It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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Post Icon Posted: May 05 2008,7:53 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (GlassMan @ May 05 2008,6:53 am)
What the hell happened?????  :banghead

Taxes. See Above.


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Post Icon Posted: May 05 2008,8:06 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

What's A Billion......That's What You Have After Paying Taxes, If You Start Out With A Trillion.....  :eek  :D


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What's A Billion........ A $hit load of money that you'll never see!.. :D  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Quote (GoFastRacer @ May 06 2008,6:03 am)
What's A Billion........ A $hit load of money that you'll never see!.. :D  :laugh  :rotflmao

Maybe See It....But It Wouldn't Be Mine!! :eek  :laugh  :D


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Quote (GoFastRacer @ May 06 2008,6:03 am)
What's A Billion........ A $hit load of money that you'll never see!.. :D  :laugh  :rotflmao

Maybe See It....But It Wouldn't Be Mine!! :eek  :laugh  :D

I wouldn't even get to see it!. :laugh
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Quote (Carrera Elite @ May 06 2008,8:59 am)
Quote (GoFastRacer @ May 06 2008,6:03 am)
What's A Billion........ A $hit load of money that you'll never see!.. :D  :laugh  :rotflmao

Maybe See It....But It Wouldn't Be Mine!! :eek  :laugh  :D

I wouldn't even get to see it!. :laugh

Nine-Hundred Million dollars… The mound of cash is 20 feet tall, 50 feet long, and 31¼ feet wide. The single stack of dollar bills is 300,000 feet Tall, or 56.8 miles.

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They still have that Million on display in Vegas. If you go and see it  once every week, it would only take about 20 years to see a Billion.


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Post Icon Posted: May 07 2008,1:21 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

When I saw my tax dude in mid April I kinda got nervous about writing a few checks to Uncle Sam....for me they were quite large.
Then he told me one of his clients had to write checks for taxes equalling $127 mil.
I felt like a peeon again :laugh


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They get checks for $127 mil, but yet they'd take everything you got and put you on the street for $5.00 if you didn't pay it!.. :banghead  :pissed
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That goes to show ya that they don't give a rats azz about you or anyone else!!! Just their own DAMM pockets  :angry  :pissed


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Quote (Purple Jurk @ May 10 2008,7:31 am)
That goes to show ya that they don't give a rats azz about you or anyone else!!! Just their own DAMM pockets  :angry  :pissed

Got that right!.. :beat  :pissed
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Quote (Purple Jurk @ May 10 2008,7:31 am)
That goes to show ya that they don't give a rats azz about you or anyone else!!! Just their own DAMM pockets  :angry  :pissed

Got that right!.. :beat  :pissed

I Know People Like That......


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Quote (GoFastRacer @ May 08 2008,6:01 am)
They get checks for $127 mil, but yet they'd take everything you got and put you on the street for $5.00 if you didn't pay it!.. :banghead  :pissed

pretty amazing............we're the big theives for forgetting to claim that free T-shirt we got from the radio station :rolleyes  :guns


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Quote (GlassMan @ May 05 2008,6:53 am)
What the hell happened?????  :banghead

Taxes. See Above.

When the 1st Europeans came to this land the natives ran the show, and there was no taxes or inflation, and the women did most of the work........somehow our ancestor thought they could improve on that.....go figure.


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Quote (tonedog @ May 17 2008,3:17 pm)
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Quote (GlassMan @ May 05 2008,6:53 am)
What the hell happened?????  :banghead

Taxes. See Above.

When the 1st Europeans came to this land the natives ran the show, and there was no taxes or inflation, and the women did most of the work........somehow our ancestor thought they could improve on that.....go figure.

They sur did a good job! :beat  :beat  :guns  :beat


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Yeah, we certainly straightened the locals out!  :fouet


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Quote (tonedog @ May 18 2008,11:32 am)
Yeah, we certainly straightened the locals out!  :fouet

They got to be laughing their azzes off right about now!.. :rolleyes  :laugh
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