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Post Icon Posted: May 08 2008,8:38 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.



If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.  

If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer, it will go to India.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan.

If we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.



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Beer...I'm all in on that... :beer  :good
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Post Icon Posted: May 08 2008,10:54 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Post Icon Posted: May 08 2008,1:02 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I wonder if I could by a few barrels of oil with the check, wait about 6 months and sell them to the government and make a profit. Way things are going I should double my money.  :D   :good
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Post Icon Posted: May 08 2008,2:52 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Gotta get that check first. Anybody get theirs yet? :stupid

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Post Icon Posted: May 08 2008,3:13 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Not I....

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Quote (DirtySquirty @ May 08 2008,2:52 pm)
Gotta get that check first. Anybody get theirs yet? :stupid

Bush changed his mind... :beat  :D
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Quote (shueman @ May 08 2008,7:14 pm)
Quote (DirtySquirty @ May 08 2008,2:52 pm)
Gotta get that check first. Anybody get theirs yet? :stupid

Bush changed his mind... :beat  :D

You're Thinking John Kerry...... :laugh  :D

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Quote (DirtySquirty @ May 08 2008,2:52 pm)
Gotta get that check first. Anybody get theirs yet? :stupid

I think mines supposed to hit today.  :rolleyes

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They're doing all automatic deposits first then the mail outs, should be coming soon!. :good
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Post Icon Posted: May 09 2008,7:35 am Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Direct deposit for us and they do it by the last 2 numbers in you Social.

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Direct deposit for us and they do it by the last 2 numbers in you Social.

No automatic deposit this year, owed them $15 so I mailed it in at the last minute!.. :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: May 09 2008,7:42 am Post # 13 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I asked them to send mine to a widow in Nigeria. Seems they have all her money tied up, poor soul. :(

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Quote (DirtySquirty @ May 08 2008,2:52 pm)
Gotta get that check first. Anybody get theirs yet? :stupid

I think mines supposed to hit today.  :rolleyes

Same here, but nutin' deposited....yet... :rolleyes

I mailed the last day as well (they've cashed the check), but have been DD for a few years... :good
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Post Icon Posted: May 10 2008,9:15 am Post # 15 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (shueman @ May 10 2008,7:17 am)
Quote (AZKC @ May 09 2008,7:25 am)
Quote (DirtySquirty @ May 08 2008,2:52 pm)
Gotta get that check first. Anybody get theirs yet? :stupid

I think mines supposed to hit today.  :rolleyes

Same here, but nutin' deposited....yet... :rolleyes

Still Waiting.....Of Course, We Are Working On Government Time...... :beat

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Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, at least you guys get one.

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Post Icon Posted: May 10 2008,12:22 pm Post # 17 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
My check showed up in the bank yesterday, I think I'll fill up the boat and go for a ride.

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Post Icon Posted: May 10 2008,5:29 pm Post # 18 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Economic stimulus payments will be issued according to the last two-digits of the main filer's Social Security number. For joint filers, the payments will go out based on the person listed first on the return. Payments will be made by either direct deposit or paper check, consistent with how people filed their 2007 tax return.

If you have questions after reading the below schedule of payments, please contact
1-800-829-1040.

People who use direct deposit also will be among the first to receive the payments starting April 28. Direct deposits will be made daily and completed by the date listed below:


DIRECT DEPOSIT

Last two SSN digits:  Payments will be transmitted no later than:
00 through 20  May 2
21 through 75  May 9
76 through 99  May 16




Paper checks will also go out based on Social Security number. For Social Security numbers ending in 00 through 09, the paper checks will be mailed starting May 9 and will continue through May 16. A similar process will be repeated in the following weeks.
PAPER CHECK

Last two SSN digits:  Payments will be mailed no later than:
00 through 09  May 16
10 through 18  May 23
19 through 25
 May 30
26 through 38  June 6
39 through 51  June 13
52 through 63  June 20
64 through 75  June 27
76 through 87  July 4
88 through 99  July 11


People who file a return after April 15 will receive their economic stimulus payment, but probably later than the schedule shows. A return must be filed by October 15 in order to receive a stimulus payment this year. See the online calculator for an estimate of the amount you will receive.

A small percentage of tax returns will require additional time to process and to compute a stimulus payment amount. For these returns, stimulus payments may not be issued in accordance with the schedule above, even if the tax return was processed by April 15.

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I'm probably last in line!..  :rolleyes  :laugh
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Well, since I owed them $15 I waited till the last minute to send it in, figure the bastards will do the same!.. :rolleyes  :laugh
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Yippee. Got ours. :good

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Yippee. Got ours. :good

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Post Icon Posted: May 12 2008,8:06 am Post # 24 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
"A small percentage of tax returns will require additional time to process and to compute a stimulus payment amount. For these returns, stimulus payments may not be issued in accordance with the schedule above, even if the tax return was processed by April 15."




I Must Be In The "Small Percentage".... :rolleyes

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Post Icon Posted: May 13 2008,5:25 am Post # 25 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Well I received mine , but it sure isn't $600.00. I only received $9.25 WOW! now I can go to Disneyland :finger  :finger  :finger

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