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Post Icon Posted: May 16 2008,7:38 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.'

Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for.. Send me back!

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster, obviously you've never laid an egg before? Well, just relax and let it happen. It's no big deal,' said the rooster.

Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped his first egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout.....




'Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're $hittin' in the bed!'


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Post Icon Posted: May 16 2008,7:54 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Post Icon Posted: May 16 2008,7:56 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Post Icon Posted: May 16 2008,1:45 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
That's not a "Don't go to bed drunk" joke! That's a chicken joke if I ever read one! :good

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Post Icon Posted: May 16 2008,9:21 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I always go to bed.... :drink  :drink  :beer
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Post Icon Posted: May 17 2008,5:38 am Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (shueman @ May 16 2008,9:21 pm)
I always go to bed.... :drink  :drink  :beer

Careful in your dreams!.. :D  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Funny



^^^^ Global Warming  NOT HERE
The Planet has a fever!!!!!!!!!
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