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Post Icon Posted: June 01 2008,10:43 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Hey I just heard that this year is the 10th anniversary for Viagra!



Viva Viagra?   ( Not that there's anything wrong with that......)  :laugh

http://health.usnews.com/article....ng.html

"Women still waiting"........

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So what is the gift for 10 years???........ :stupid




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Oh, that's right.....

It's........Wood!!!!


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Woooooooot!  I brought some of this to celebrate! :beer  :good  :laugh


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Happy B'day to Man's "new" Best Friend... :D
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Quote (shueman @ June 01 2008,11:20 am)
Happy B'day to Man's "new" Best Friend... :D

And women's too.......... :D




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Post Icon Posted: June 01 2008,6:24 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Hmmm....I wonder how we should celebrate? :stupid  If I had to guess I'd say that little blue pill has saved more marriages than a Marriage Counselor.  :D


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Quote (Fragile Magic @ June 01 2008,4:32 pm)
Quote (shueman @ June 01 2008,11:20 am)
Happy B'day to Man's "new" Best Friend... :D

And women's too.......... :D

Get out of my head! :beat  :p  :D  :kiss


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So what! Big deal! All that $hit has done for da gig is give 'im a stiff back! Why da hell didn't y'all tell da gig that it wasn't a suppository? :(  :p

Edited by gigamurph on June 02 2008,1:14 pm


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Quote (gigamurph @ June 02 2008,1:13 pm)
So what! Big deal! All that $hit has done for da gig is give 'im a stiff back! Why da hell didn't y'all tell da gig that it wasn't a suppository? :(  :p

:laugh  :laugh  :laugh  :laugh




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Quote (gigamurph @ June 02 2008,1:13 pm)
So what! Big deal! All that $hit has done for da gig is give 'im a stiff back! Why da hell didn't y'all tell da gig that it wasn't a suppository? :(  :p

:eek  :eek  :eek  :laugh  :laugh  :laugh

I have a friend who was a pharmacist at one of the stores I used to shop in.  I used to drop by and visit him when I went shopping, but would step aside when customers came up.  One day I went by the pharmacy and he was in a very animated conversation with a young asian lady and her family, but he signaled me to wait.  I could tell he was about to die laughing and when the customers finally left he just lost it.  Apparently the young lady had some issues with the effectiveness of her birth control pills.  After some discussion it turns out she wasn't taking them orally... :eek  :eek  :eek  :rolleyes   I think we both ended up in a heap on the floor, we were laughing so hard. :laugh  :laugh  :laugh


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Is it just me, or does anyone else find it disturbing to see a group of guys on TV jamming and singing a song about boners? :stupid  :eek






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Quote (CaliKat @ June 02 2008,3:52 pm)
Quote (gigamurph @ June 02 2008,1:13 pm)
So what! Big deal! All that $hit has done for da gig is give 'im a stiff back! Why da hell didn't y'all tell da gig that it wasn't a suppository? :(  :p

:eek  :eek  :eek  :laugh  :laugh  :laugh

I have a friend who was a pharmacist at one of the stores I used to shop in.  I used to drop by and visit him when I went shopping, but would step aside when customers came up.  One day I went by the pharmacy and he was in a very animated conversation with a young asian lady and her family, but he signaled me to wait.  I could tell he was about to die laughing and when the customers finally left he just lost it.  Apparently the young lady had some issues with the effectiveness of her birth control pills.  After some discussion it turns out she wasn't taking them orally... :eek  :eek  :eek  :rolleyes   I think we both ended up in a heap on the floor, we were laughing so hard. :laugh  :laugh  :laugh

.....and NO! da gig is not a young asin lady! :eek  :p


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Quote (Havasu Doug @ June 02 2008,4:17 pm)
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it disturbing to see a group of guys on TV jamming and singing a song about boners? :stupid  :eek

No, it's not just you. da gig turns that crap right off. :eek .....and HD, you put that so eloquently. :good Just thought of another pet peeve. Don't ya just love sittin' down to a good NFL game and along comes a commercial about tampons? :stupid I mean, the NFL has gone soft compared to the ol' days, but geezus..... :p


Edited by gigamurph on June 02 2008,4:50 pm


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Quote (Havasu Doug @ June 02 2008,4:17 pm)
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it disturbing to see a group of guys on TV jamming and singing a song about boners? :stupid  :eek

No, it bugs the crap outta me too.  But I can top it.  Those commercials are constantly on the Golf Channel (so I should assume all golfers have erectile dysfunction..right? :stupid  ;)  )  Last night I was having dinner with my folks and that jamming commercial came on...and Dad says, "oh, it's my favorite song!  Viva Viagra!!!"  :eek  :eek  :eek

Dad sure knows how to stop a conversation! :laugh  :laugh  :laugh


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Quote (CaliKat @ June 02 2008,4:38 pm)
No, it bugs the crap outta me too.  But I can top it.  Those commercials are constantly on the Golf Channel (so I should assume all golfers have erectile dysfunction..right? :stupid  ;)  )  Last night I was having dinner with my folks and that jamming commercial came on...and Dad says, "oh, it's my favorite song!  Viva Viagra!!!"  :eek  :eek  :eek

Dad sure knows how to stop a conversation! :laugh  :laugh  :laugh

:laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh


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:eek   :rotflmao  :rotflmao


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I did not know that a woman headed the team that developed Viagra.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health....&page=1

I've never tried it myself, but know a few younger guys that use it almost recreationally  :eek


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Quote (Havasu Doug @ June 02 2008,4:17 pm)
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it disturbing to see a group of guys on TV jamming and singing a song about boners? :stupid  :eek

When the commercials come on I have to mute it or change the channel because my kids start giggling.  Especially when they say, an erection lasting more then four hours may need medical attention.

And how is that going to be handled in the emergency room.  There are people in there with broken legs and arms and you walk in to tell them mr. stiffy won't relax.




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Quote (Havasu Doug @ June 02 2008,4:17 pm)
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it disturbing to see a group of guys on TV jamming and singing a song about boners? :stupid  :eek

When the commercials come on I have to mute it or change the channel because my kids start giggling.  Especially when they say, an erection lasting more then four hours may need medical attention.

And how is that going to be handled in the emergency room.  There are people in there with broken legs and arms and you walk in to tell them mr. stiffy won't relax.

I have a friend who works in an ER in Jersey...they've had guys come in with that "problem" a few times.  Pretty hard...errrr....difficult for them to maintain complete professionalism during those times. :laugh


Recreational Viagra?  If I were a guy I don't think I'd want to admit to that. :laugh


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Quote (CaliKat @ June 03 2008,12:15 pm)
I have a friend who works in an ER in Jersey...they've had guys come in with that "problem" a few times.  Pretty hard...errrr....difficult for them to maintain complete professionalism during those times. :laugh


Recreational Viagra?  If I were a guy I don't think I'd want to admit to that. :laugh

So how do they treat it.  Show 'em pictures of nuns and hairy chested women?




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To Quote George Carlin..."It's Not How Long you Make It, It's how You make It Long".  :laugh


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Quote (CaliKat @ June 03 2008,12:15 pm)
I have a friend who works in an ER in Jersey...they've had guys come in with that "problem" a few times.  Pretty hard...errrr....difficult for them to maintain complete professionalism during those times. :laugh


Recreational Viagra?  If I were a guy I don't think I'd want to admit to that. :laugh

So how do they treat it.  Show 'em pictures of nuns and hairy chested women?

I can't remember...I'll have to ask.  Maybe pics of Richard Simmons? :stupid  :D


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Electric shock therapy. :eek


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Quote (CaliKat @ June 03 2008,12:15 pm)
I have a friend who works in an ER in Jersey...they've had guys come in with that "problem" a few times.  Pretty hard...errrr....difficult for them to maintain complete professionalism during those times. :laugh


Recreational Viagra?  If I were a guy I don't think I'd want to admit to that. :laugh

So how do they treat it.  Show 'em pictures of nuns and hairy chested women?

I can't remember...I'll have to ask.  Maybe pics of Richard Simmons? :stupid  :D

Give them a number to a good taylor.  :D
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