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SummitKarl
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Posted: June 18 2008,4:34 pm |
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do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then i t' s you.
What happens in Havasu get's around in 5 minutes
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: June 19 2008,6:04 am |
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Hard to beat George Carlin!.. 
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BigDog
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Posted: June 19 2008,9:35 pm |
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| Quote (GoFastRacer @ June 19 2008,6:04 am) | | Hard to beat George Carlin!.. |
I liked George untill he got so poplitical through the 90's. I saw him about 2 years ago and he has gone back to his old ways for the most part. Still tossing a little politics in but no where near what he was doing.
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shueman
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Posted: June 19 2008,10:36 pm |
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Still wonder why....
10 hotdogs to a pack...
8 bunds to a pack...
2 for the dogs maybe... 
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: June 20 2008,5:46 am |
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| Quote (BigDog @ June 19 2008,9:35 pm) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ June 19 2008,6:04 am) | | Hard to beat George Carlin!.. |
I liked George untill he got so poplitical through the 90's. I saw him about 2 years ago and he has gone back to his old ways for the most part. Still tossing a little politics in but no where near what he was doing. Â |
Yeah, it did get tiring there for a while, but he's still good for laughs!.
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: June 20 2008,5:48 am |
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| Quote (shueman @ June 19 2008,10:36 pm) | Still wonder why....
10 hotdogs to a pack...
8 bunds to a pack...
2 for the dogs maybe... |
Just think of how many packages of buns are bought to get the extra two buns, somebody was thinkin!..  
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Ziggy
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Posted: June 20 2008,11:22 am |
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| Quote (GoFastRacer @ June 20 2008,5:46 am) | | Quote (BigDog @ June 19 2008,9:35 pm) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ June 19 2008,6:04 am) | | Hard to beat George Carlin!.. |
I liked George untill he got so poplitical through the 90's. I saw him about 2 years ago and he has gone back to his old ways for the most part. Still tossing a little politics in but no where near what he was doing. Â |
Yeah, it did get tiring there for a while, but he's still good for laughs!. |
We saw him a few years ago and he was really wierd that night, morbidly sick, wacko tales he told that night....most people were kinda shakin their heads at the end wondering what the heck he was trying to say.
Perhaps, he may have been on drugs that night  
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: June 21 2008,6:22 am |
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| Quote (Ziggy @ June 20 2008,11:22 am) | | Perhaps, he may have been on drugs that night  |
Good possibility there, he's been known to dip into the stuff occasionally!..
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: June 24 2008,5:41 am |
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Better watch it, da Gig is on a roll now!..
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