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Posted: June 30 2008,4:00 pm

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Bob and The Blonde

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'

The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money...

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Posted: June 30 2008,4:17 pm

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Quote (SummitKarl @ June 30 2008,4:00 pm)

Bob and The Blonde

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. Â The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
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Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'

The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money...

You taking about Debbie there, Karl? :rotflmao

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Posted: June 30 2008,5:13 pm

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Quote (Ziggy @ June 30 2008,4:17 pm)

Quote (SummitKarl @ June 30 2008,4:00 pm)

You taking about Debbie there, Karl? Â :rotflmao

uh....which Debbie :stupid

I gota be careful these days with that name

if it's the one I am thinking of.....when is Ken's annual pool party? :hitit

Edited by SummitKarl on June 30 2008,5:16 pm

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Posted: June 30 2008,5:16 pm

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Posted: July 10 2008,7:58 am

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Yup, same Deb that thought the water level in Mission Bay was rising because more and more boats were being launched. Nothing to do with the tide. :laugh

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Posted: July 10 2008,10:44 am

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No joking or kidding about. My wife wondered the same thing about the water level in the channel last Sunday with all the boats.

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Posted: July 10 2008,1:21 pm

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.....Maybe A Combination Of Boats And People "Going" In The Water......

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Posted: July 10 2008,1:25 pm

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ July 10 2008,1:21 pm)

.....Maybe A Combination Of Boats And People "Going" In The Water......

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Posted: July 10 2008,6:33 pm

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and the recycled beer :eek

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Posted: July 10 2008,8:04 pm

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Quote (Ziggy @ July 10 2008,6:33 pm)

and the recycled beer :eek

.......And People "Going" In The Water......

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Posted: July 10 2008,8:38 pm

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ July 10 2008,8:04 pm)

Quote (Ziggy @ July 10 2008,6:33 pm)

and the recycled beer :eek

.......And People "Going" In The Water......

I think the way I said it was more PC :laugh

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Posted: July 10 2008,9:14 pm

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Since When Did You Start Being P.C.?? :stupid

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Posted: July 10 2008,9:33 pm

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ July 10 2008,9:14 pm)

Since When Did You Start Being P.C.?? :stupid

Good question :stupid

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Posted: July 11 2008,5:55 am

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Posted: July 11 2008,8:05 am

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PC? Ziggy? :rotflmao

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Posted: July 11 2008,8:59 am

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Quote (malibuken @ July 11 2008,8:05 am)

PC? Â Ziggy? Â :rotflmao

No, Laptop

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