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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 24 2008,12:14 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

I live in a quaint little neighborhood.  It's one of the oldest areas in the city but it's right by the lake so it's a pretty desirable location.  There are very few original houses.  Most of the homes are newer, like mine.

... but the tiny original churches are still here.  There are probably a dozen churches within a 6 block radius.

One of those churches just picked up a new public address system.

... so I'm in the back yard, working on a shed, and they start blaring the gospel...

"... and Jesus said unto him, 'No man, I don't haveth a light.  I must keep my body pure and not smoketh.'"

The clergyman is throwing down some sort of anti-smoking gospel.

As far as I'm concerned....  AMEN!
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 24 2008,4:43 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (Tom Brown @ Aug. 24 2008,12:14 pm)
I live in a quaint little neighborhood.  It's one of the oldest areas in the city but it's right by the lake so it's a pretty desirable location.  There are very few original houses.  Most of the homes are newer, like mine.

... but the tiny original churches are still here.  There are probably a dozen churches within a 6 block radius.

One of those churches just picked up a new public address system.

... so I'm in the back yard, working on a shed, and they start blaring the gospel...

"... and Jesus said unto him, 'No man, I don't haveth a light.  I must keep my body pure and not smoketh.'"

The clergyman is throwing down some sort of anti-smoking gospel.

As far as I'm concerned....  AMEN!

I'd get one weapons you've been stock piling and take out the speaker :guns

But your right the nonsmoking sermon is probably a good thing :good

Which reminds me I have a couple of good cigars left :rolleyes


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 24 2008,7:14 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Like you could be saved TB! Da day you and dagig are saved is da day.....!
:peace  :p


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 25 2008,11:04 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

TB has seen the light, and heard the voice


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Praise the Lord...and pass the cigars.


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 25 2008,5:17 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

I Thought It Was Pass The Beer!!  :laugh  :D


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 25 2008,5:22 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (DirtySquirty @ Aug. 25 2008,11:14 am)
Praise the Lord...and pass the cigars.

I was thinking Praise the Lord and pass the Nicorette. :laugh


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 25 2008,6:51 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

hallelujah  :bowdown


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 25 2008,8:28 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

As CE knows, it Cigars then Beers with me....sometimes the other way around, but rarely one with out the other...

BTW, F Off Browne, Thumb


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May the Lord bless and keep you, HemiDude.   :)
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Quote (Tom Brown @ Aug. 25 2008,9:18 pm)
May the Lord bless and keep you, HemiDude.   :)

Tom, Thank you for the kind words, if they are sincere, then may the lord bless and keep you as well.

Welcome to HavasuDoug.  :D


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 26 2008,10:54 am Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Isn't this special. Blessings all around. :D


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 26 2008,11:48 pm Post # 13 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (DirtySquirty @ Aug. 26 2008,10:54 am)
Isn't this special. Blessings all around. :D

Uh, no?

:puke  :p


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 27 2008,8:21 am Post # 14 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

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Welcome to HavasuDoug.  :D

Thank you, HemiDude.

While my well wishes for you are sincere, I would consider it a favor if you would continue your program of hating my guts.  It will be a whole lot more amusing that way.
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To many bran muffins and you'll hate your own guts  :rotflmao


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